Egg Roll Takes a Ride | Ep 302 Bad Friends
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5:00 Bad Friends Big Brother
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I feel like Bobby would be the coolest “Big Brother”
Best birthday present ever lol it’s my birthday and a new badfriends 🎉🎉🎉
I had a dream last night that some old couple stole my dog (I don’t have a dog) so I shot the man with a bolt-action rifle I found in his garage and threatened his wife with the same if she didn’t return my (nonexistent) dog. Dreams are funny.
Love the show. Fact is Andrew is a backstabber in front of other people and Bobby’s a princess. He was bullied as a young comedian so he wants to be able to step on people. Straight elitism. How about you help someone just to help them. Without expecting anything in return. Either way I’ll still watch lol.
24:04 Deacon Blues by Steely Dan mentioned let’s fucking go
Bethlehem PA !? Let’s GooO !! 💪
genuinely fire macone
Someone please make an AI remix of “Lawyers Guns and Money” using the original music and in Warren’s voice but change the lyrics so its all about Bad Friends.
Bar on the inside by rehab? 24:12
Being a FedEx Express Courier this is f****** hilarious
I aslo worked at McDonalds when I was 15-16. I almost always worked the closing shift so I got to take all the food that didn’t sell by the end of the night. Sometimes I’d make stuff I knew wouldn’t sell like half hour before closing. A couple times I’d go hang out with friends after work and bring 2 big plastic bags filled with McDonalds burger and nuggets. It was a great first job.
Im worried about Bobby lately.
30:30 lmfao coulda been there yesterday haahhahahaha
I dont think anyone did more than genghis khon lol
As soon as she tries hooking that phone into my bluetooth it is over.
I have thoughts.
We used to have food delivered to the barracks all the time! 🤷🏼♂️🤣
53:13 you guys are garbage at googling…… its good luck chuck. Read the plot morons lol
I was a serial murderer with an affinity for crystal meth and off brand dr. Pepper. Listening to this podcast saved mine and probably a few sex workers lives. Thanks bad friends
37:59 hahahahhahahahahhahaha
Bobby Lee looks like Jackie chan 😂❤
was this filmed before the door dash reddit exposé? 👀
At 60 when you guys quit this you should remake “Grumpy Old Men.”
BAD FRIENDS FO MY BIRTHDAY!! good day gentlemen!
You can’t end bad friends lol
haha ” Shut up I gotta level up!” 🤣
WHERE TF IS LITTLE BLACK MAGIC ???
IdiAmin wasnt that what bobby said he sang in his camping story :)))
Cheers to the bad friends fam!
White Castle has the best fountain Coke.
I went crazy a couple years ago and thought you guys were my best friends. It was freaky, luckily the delusions were not worse than that. Fortunately I’m on meds now. But I did randomly start doing stand up (when I got out of jail lol). Hope you don’t have too many psychos following you guys. I was just watching the Tiger Belly clip of Bobby talking about his Ariana Grande stalker at The Comedy Store 😂I hope that was the only one.
You can not not watch bad friends
Bobby you lost. Get over it lol.
59:00 is that Jordan pederson? Hahahaha
I work in the veterinary field, does apomorphine not make humans vomit?? Cuz that’s the main drug we use to induce vomiting in pets… I guess it makes your dick vomit too 😂😂😂
We know this was filmed in 2025 lol. I’ll still love it in 2026 🫶🏽
1:00:10 I used to do that all the time… had nowhere else to go but dreaded going home so just sat in the driveway for a long time until the one person I really didn’t wanna see was gone to bed lol…. Having a moment remembering that .. hah…… ah….
You look great Bobby!
“Best first job I ever had.” -Andrew Santino
1:01:50 same that is the most terrifying thing to me is to get with someone and that feeling of being stuck and unhappy and unable to be yourself omg… never again!!!!
She needs to exercise to keep bones and muscles strong
at in n out, when something falls we mark it down
Do not ever end this podcast!!!!!!!!!! Been here since day 1
I love that Santino always tries to make Bobby feel better when he talks down on himself. He’s such a bad friend
Santino man you were so happy when this all started, now yous are the best comedy podcast out you should be feeling on top of the world, go on vacations with the crew for fun thats it make new stories yes the podcast is 5 years old but this is the best job you could ask for.. santino be happy brother !! Jesus Christ loves us all!
1:03:39 I can’t stand most females lmfao I grew up hanging out with dudes for a reason. A lot of women need to be right… don’t let go of fights…. Need to be controlling…. Barely any personality lmfao…. Someone who loves you will love YOU. The way you are. I pray for that one day.
Not gonna settle. Been just waiting for the right person or I will feel… trapped… stuck… un fkn happy. That’s no life. I’d be happier single lmfao
“My road or the high road” is the same thing as “Frosty, he’s a good guy”
54 years old and Bobby is finally starting to realize he is not a selfish person. Bobby only lives for Bobby.
My lady Rudy is beautiful
Dadadadada it’s the mtha fkn Bobby Lee 🎶
HAHHAHA I did that with the first few notes and then you followed and I was like seeeeeeeeeee ahahahaha I do that shit all the time. 1:03:53