HISHE Written By The Fans: Deadpool 2
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Deadpool:are you sure you’re not from the DC universe
Cable:no he is
Batman:because I’m batman!
Have the opening be a parody of The Greatest Showman with Deadpool mocking Jackman throughout
Have Cable and the T800 end up right next to each other and fight over who gets to steal the first set of clothes they come across
Find a way to keep Juggernaut locked up in prison or the trailer
Have Negasonic’s girlfriend end up falling for Deadpool instead
Have Patrick Stewart or James McAvoy crawlling after Deadpool when his chair gets stolen
Make a joke about Zeitgeist being Pennywise
“Oh we dont need parachutes, we’ll all float down there!”
When Deadpool says to Vanessa “I was fighting a caped badass. Then I discovered his mom’ s named Martha too.” Batman shows and yells “Why did you say that name?”. And Deadpool says “Because I am Batman now!”
Since you guys had emperor palpatine call Deadpool at the end of your infinity war hishe video, make Deadpool go back in time using cable’s device, group up with the X-FORCE team and stop Thor and the rest of the avengers from acquiring the infinity gauntlet. Also make cable meet thanos. Have Josh brolin do both voice-overs if possible lmao.
Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. Please don’t make me laugh you just did
Me
Deadpool should keep calling Cable “Larry the Cable Guy”
Laura Kinney Apears at The end
Deadpool coole use cables timemachine to kill thanos before infinity war starts.
Or he could meet the dath herself when he explodes
Josh Brolin admitted that he cryed watching the proposal so try and fit that in there
Deadpool goes back in time to kill baby thanos
Have deadpool go back in time and kill thanos
He actually kills the guy that killed Vanessa
He turns into falkes
Do at the end dead pool going to the villain pub and sees everyone is gone do it as a end scene
Thor cut cable arm´s off in a travel because he looks like Thanos – Script with 200 words written by Dimas Fernandez
at the end of Deadpool 2 he time travels, just make deadpool time travel to kill thanos and took the infinity gauntlet then he snaps his finger
When Cable stabs Deadpool in the prison….Well it should go like this
Deadpool:You are so dark…Are you sure you are not from the DC universe
Cable:No……BEAUCAUSE IM BATMAN
Deadpool will go to the past and shoot old deadpool and says im the true wade
Deadpool goes back in time and goes to the past to the jail where he and fire fist where held and covers first fist ears so that he doesn’t listen to his past self rash talking about him and then he never goes free juggernaut
When deadpool walks out the plane , he fell and the i like trains man from asdfmovie and they both say I LIKE TRAINS
Make it so after the movie they go to the future to save Logan
I have an idea
Deadpool and Cable would be fighting DP would be breakning the 4 th wall and then Cable would faith away because Thor snaped his fingers
Make cable have the infinity gauntlet
charles xavier should come and change the russell’s mind
Whenever the kid yells “SAY IT” Francis comes in and is all “What’s my name?
Cable goes back in time and kills Thanos before the infinity war starts
Nooooo…. the fans arent funny.
PLEASE DONT!
End the episode with deadpool watching the hishe
Make Deadpool end up in infinity wars because of dr strange
Deadpool goes back in time but lands into the MCU timeline during avenger :INFINTY WAR. And deadpool dies in the snap.
When Cable is about to shoot Russel, and deadpool gets in the way, everyone just starts yelling at him. After a while of yelling, cable ends up just saying, you know I’m still gonna shoot him right.
WHEN THEY JUMP OUT OF THE PLANE THEY GET HIT BY ANOTHER PLANE!!!!
Deadpool walks into room with hulk in it and says “hi”
How about dead pool goes back in time and tells Stan lee to add him into the Mcu and we see dead pool fighting along side the avengers
Dead Pool Meeting himself when he saves Vanessa and runs off with her. leaving The other Dead Pool without Vanessa
And the have deadpool and gwenpool fight for a bit then they make up and she joins the new X-force with Stan Lee and Howard the duck
Have Stan Lee join the X-Men as a trainee
When domino jumps in the truck make them break her neck
That Prison Scene
Cable: Who Are You?
Deadpool: I’m Batman!
Cable: I’m Thanos nice to meet you
**Cable Pulls Out Infinity Gauntlet And Clicks Fingers**
Deadpool: Oh No I Don’t feel so goo……**Disintegrates**
Cable: Hehehe Shoulda went for the Head…..or Arm!
If he wants to kill him, Cable should time travel to: when Russel still a baby.. Like.. Under 1 years old?
And easily kill him. (yea i know its dark, for kill a baby. But for this case, make sense, right… )
Have Cable wield the infinity gauntlet (with all the stones) and snap his fingers… then have it not work because he is Cable not Thanos… then he should say “Damn it!!! Wrong Movie!!”
Sequence where Deadpool goes into different timelines with the watch. For example in the back round you see the avengers. Another the Netflix marvel heros. The flash running into him while time traveling
They have a panel at RTX. Huh. Rooster Teeth is growing.
When cable asks deadpools name and he says I’m Batman, he should remove his mask and be the HISHE Batman and say no I really am Batman!
When colossus steals the robo cop quote robo cop comes from the top and steals colossus quote
i want a deadpool-john wick teamup against thanos because he killed vanessa and john’s dog
Deadpool has a friend called pete parkley (because peter parker is copy rightet and the studios of deadpool don’t have enough money to get the rights) and he introduces him to us just like this.
Wolverine sees the ad and joins xforce with psylocke woohoo
Have deadpool mix into how infinity was should of ended
Domino death scene- domino is falling from the building but a plane saves her because she had luck power
All I know, it’s at the end, Deadpool has to be rejected by the villain pub and the super café.
Then, one week later:
ANTIM HORTONS. The Antihero place (feat. Deadpool, Punisher, Walter White, Catwoman, Killerfrost, Deathstroke, Wolverine, Scott Pilgrim, The Mask, Skorpion and Subzero, Rorshack, Megamind, the X-Force, Severus Snape, Travis Bickle, Ghost Rider, Hellboy, Spawn, etc.)
Deadpool received Palpatine beep.
He knows that it means thathe has to watch a video that they give him before ban him from the pub.
Deadpool watches the video of Palpatine talking.
PALPATINE (In the video): If you watch this video, it’s because all the villains are dead. You are our only hope, if you help us, you’ll be an important part of the Villain Pub community.
DEADPOOL: Be a part of the Villain Pub? MY CHILD DREAM!!!!
Big montage of Deadpool going back in time, and stop litterally all the future from the Infinity War HISHE, and causing the original movie ending to happen.
Then, in the villain pub:
PALPATINE: Great job, Deadpool, you saved all of us.
DEADPOOL: Oh, it’s nothing. So, can I be part of the team, now?
PALPATINE: …. No.
DEADPOOL: Wait, WHAT?
Bowser Lex Luthor’ed Deadpool out of the pub.
DEADPOOL: YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! I’M GONNA MAKE MY OWN PLACE NOW!
One week later.
ANTIM HORTONS. The Antihero place (feat. Deadpool, Punisher, Walter White, Catwoman, Killerfrost, Deathstroke, Wolverine, Scott Pilgrim, The Mask, Skorpion and Subzero, Rorshack, Megamind, the X-Force, Severus Snape, Travis Bickle, Ghost Rider, Hellboy, Spawn, etc.)
Deadpool went back in time in Infinity War HISHE, and unintentionally take the Stormbreaker instead of Thanos, helping him to do his plan, save all the villains and erase half the universe. Then, he says “Sorry” and go away, not doing anything else.
Deadpool and Weasel go meet Wolverine in a bar.
DEADPOOL: Scuse me, I’m Wade Wilson.
WEASEL: WEASEL…
WOLVERINE: Go f**k yourselves.
Deadpool and Weasel look at each other.
DEADPOOL: Ok Jackman, we gonna ask to Christian Bale instead.
WOLVERINE: WAIT! I’M IN! I’M IN!
Killing the girlfriend to give the main hero a motivation is a comic book trope called “Girlfriend in the fridge”.
This was started on Green Lantern.
This really need to be brought up.
Have Deadpool reference thus and them have Green Lantern come on and thank him for keeping the troup alive.
Deadpool: What The Fu
Captain America: Language!
Deadpool: I Use Language All The Time
Take ness to a hospital
It’s quite simply obvious on how it’s happening but it’s when Deadpool hilariously shows up to thanos with cables time travel watch and shoots him in the head steals the gauntlet and says your welcome Marvel while holding the infinity gauntlet.
dp travels back in time to save the x force team
Deadpool may have used a land transport like a jeep or a roadblock to intercept the convoy instead of an helicopter atleast the x force character would be alive and would have helped dp to defeat cable and take Russel . Also include Drax for Vanisher/Bradpitt Lol
When wade says “I am Batman”, we want Batman to appear magically and correct wade
[Xforce dies]
Deadpool: this is so sad
Deadpool: alexa play despacito
Deadpool takes time machine watch and go’s to future and kills thanos and take all Infinity stone
Cable ends up shooting Russel and then he has a vision with young gamora saying what she says in infinity war after the snap and cable is like your not my daughter
Deadpool : cable why didn’t you time travel to the time just before your family died and move them to a safe place before Russel comes to kill them. Why did you travel so much in past?
Cable: I think you are right.
He goes back.
In the audition scene captain America would come.
Deadpool: hey you are from fantastic 4! Did they they trow you out?
Cap: no I am captain America
Deadpool: what the f…
Cap throws his shield
Cap:language
Deadpool: sorry I just thought after fox and Disney deal fantastic 4 would join us.
Deadpool: What’s you’re super power?
Thanos: I have one glove with 6 rocks.
Deadpool: You’re In!
have cable robotic part thanos and he got the gauntlet and he snaps at the end and u guys have a fox verison of the snap part
When deadpool is fighting cable he grabs cables time travel device then goes to infinity war kills thanos takes the infinity gauntlet then kills cable with it after that deadpool could go in the cafe
Make domino not lucky
Or have deadpool show up in logan with the time travel at the end and make sure Logan’s movie is more kid friendly to make sure he doesn’t get the R Rating. This could be done by Deadpool bleeping the swear words, changing the script, turning the blood into rainbows and other amazing deadpool stuff
Since there was no end credit scene, have the characters of deadpool or even the super cafe people sitting in the theatre to see whats next as deadpool tricks them all in watching all the credits and then there is nothing…
When deadpool goes to the hero cafe the heroes from infinity war are still there
Well, first, Juggernaut should kill Cable after falling. Why did Russell forgot about this? And second, there should come Joker and compete with Deadpool on, you know, jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
When cable shoots bullets to Deadpool
Deadpool matrixs them instead of cuting them and still gets shoot.
While deadpool and cable are fighting captain America shows up and says:
Bucky?
Do a montage of deapool trying to kill him self because his girlfriend is dead. But he keeps healing.
Yukio:hi wade
Deadpool:hi yukio
Batman:HI BATMAN!!!
Make dead pool respond to the message by Palpatine at the end of avengers infinity war HISHE
Because I’M DEADPOOL
have deadpool walk with a metal detector and make him find Logan’s grave with it
In the scene where Deadpool takes a bullet for Firefist :
DP : please tell me they got that in slow motion.
*Zooms out so you can see the cameraman*
Cameraman : “uh…yeah…sure. slowest of motions Wade…” *Backs away slowly*
Make green lantern kill cable and then he takes of a mask and shows deadpools face and says did you really think I would do this and then he sets the green lantern suit on fir
Or cable yust need to go more in time so deadpool van say wel that is yust layse reating
While Cable is going back in time a bunch of different time travelers are going separate ways like The doctor from Doctor who Doc brown and Marty from Back to the Future and Trunks from dragon ball Z
Have Deadpool give his team a skydiving class before their mission so they don’t all get super dead
At the end you should add Deadpool cleaning his suit at the end and saying ‘I wish I didn’t wash it
My ideas (spoilers)
1.Make cable kill Russell before he met deadpool (even better if he killed russell in his sleep so nobody knows) so nobody protect Russell and so cable can go to his home time and didn’t save deadpool that cause him to cant go back
2.when the part deadpool died make cable go back to the time vannesa dies to save her and that cause deadpool never met Russell and didn’t got himself to this mess (oh yeah,since deadpool didn’t met russell,able can kill russell with nobody in his way)
Deadpool: How did you go back in time
Cable: *turns into batmans face*
BECAUSE IM BATMAN
dead pool: hey I’m supposed to be the one breaking all the walls
When cable asks dead pool in the ice box who he is actually show batman like in the Spider-Man homecoming hishe
Have thanos come in and take cables arm
but he also finds his own arm so he gives his arm to cable and Deadpool says: I know you like!!
Deadpool thinks he killed X-men origins DP but come me back to kill him, so he’s says random catchphrases and X-men O Dp dies.
And have the original one X men(charles, nightcrawler or anything ) actually say “WE’RE HERE! GIVE US A MOVIE” or something like that
Put Green Lantern or Wolverine as a cameo or a joke
make deadpool plzz
When Deadpool says zip it Thanos to cable, Thanos comes and is like NEVER!!! And snaps his fingers wiping everyone away not Deadpool tho
Replace Peter with Spidey!Peter
The Deadpool trying to die and see Vanessa thing reminded me of twilight 2😂 Maybe there can be a joke referencing dated lazy vampire movies? Idk, like Deadpool scolding the writers “you are ripping off f**king twilight?”
How incredible 2 should have ended
X-Men in the hero cafe!!!
You should make deadpool travel through time with wolverine to kill cable
how about Stan Lee shows up to apply for X force
IW: Infinity War
Make cable say something from IW and say oops wrong villain
Take the collar off Deadpool’s neck before he actually dies.
Dead pool kills rain Johnson and kathleen kennedy during a creative meeting for last jedi b4 the murder stastar
Kevin Bacon should have appeared as the invisible character, because he played the invisible man way back in “Hollow Man.”
Idea: X-Force actually lives
Despoil makes Luke and Leila not kiss
Make deadpool go to Disneyland during the time travel sequence and Mickey mouse pops up and then carpool kills him because of the Fox Disney thing
If the X-Force didn’t die
FIRST to say this — Have the X-Men’s QUICKSILVER come in at the end and STOP CABLE’S BULLET from hitting Deadpool when he jumps in front of Russell. That would be AWESOME!
SPOILERS FOR INFINITY WAR — Have Deadpool go back in time to when the writers of Infinity War were signing off on the idea of killing all the heroes, and kill the writers, in order to spare the viewers the heartbreak. 😀
*Deadpool hears a very loud snap* he starts to disappear, but then he comes back, and this happens like 3 times
Halfway through the video, Deadpool kills Daniel Baxter.
The rest of the hishe is just Deadpool acting out the story with sock puppets.
Dead pool when going back in time shoots thanks before he clicks his fingers *phew that saved a lot of lazy writing
I think every body get snaped by thanos fingers and die
dead pool kill heas freind
In the cafe scene Deadpool says If you guys are really superheroes, why are you always interrogating the marvel superheroes are you JEALOUS OF US?!
Make a scene where all the marvel heroes invite deadpool to help fight thanos where he’s like ” $#€* your goal to find all infinity stones, you $#€*ing gold-armed £!+€#
and if they invited Deadpool to fight in an endless war and he says he fucks himself and kills the guy who’s inviting him
Do one where Deadpool recruits the avengers instead of the x-force
deadpool goes back in time and kills thanos before he collects the infinity stones and then he says”your welcome avengers”
Cable kills Deadpool then he came back and flip him off
I want to see dead pool kill some thugs then get arrested. It doesn’t sound funny I know you can make it work!
Deadpool goes back in time and fixes movie mistakes, like kills Jar Jar Binks in the beginning of Phantom Menace, kills Scar and saves Mufasa, accidentally starts WW1, stops the Mike Bay from making anymore Transformers movies, that stuff
Deadpool gets Loki’s help and they form a team to fix what happened in How Infinity War Should Have Ended
At the end deadpool has to poop so cablr kills firefist
Use deadpool 2’s post credits as dp travelling back in time and stopping Thor’s snap.. to save all the villains
Halfway through the hishe, Deadpool decides he doesn’t like how things are going, so he kills Daniel Baxter and the rest of the hishe is directed by Deadpool and really suckily drawn.
Why would colossus let deadpool take the lead with X-force? Its technically only deadpools first mission with the X-men.
They should make it so that deadpool is about to take the lead, and colossus is all like “what do you think you’re doing?” And then colossus plans the whole mission out way better than deadpool did.
X-force stays alive, mission is accomplished on the first go, everyone is Happy, the end.
strange should pop up and turn the bad guy in to a baby
At the end put in the pager
When dead pool dies someone takes the collor of so he would heal
This is in the secne when do and domino are fighting cable on the steers
Deadpool: Mr Cable, I don’t feel so good. *fades away*
When Colosus cannot defeat Juggernaut deadpool makes a phone call to the creator of The last stand move to kill Juggernaut off. And also put The last stand back in the franchise. And then deadpool says the X men are so confusing! XD
Make Deadpool Deadpool and wolverine fight
Please bring Spider-Man in and when sees cable he’s just like:”you have a metal arm? That’s awesome dude!” Then you see bucky as the winter soldier in the background who’s just turning around and walks away disappointed and sad.
Cable blocked his own bullet
When deadpool is about to die he should say “I don’t feel so good, oh no the mcu is blocking me out of their universe”. Then he fades away into dust.
Have deadpool break the forth wall complaining that his move was perfect already
Snaps kills dead pool because dead pool tried destroying the Death Star with the wicked witch of the west
When Deapool is in the Xmen mansion and is complaining about how little members of the the Xmen there are in the mansion. The back opens and shows tones, but you should make it the Avengers Infinity War cast asking for him to be in their movie. But the door closes before he sees them. Thays why he wasnt in the movie.
At the end you should have Deadpool flake away like in infinity way and have him say “ dammit Thor why didn’t you aim for the head.”
My idea is that at the finish of the HISHE Deadpool,Cable,Dopinder and Russel get desintegrate
Wolverine comes and kills firefist before cable shoot at firefist
vanessa seeing deadpool’s baby feet or hands
I honestly don’t know what to suggest, because Deadpool 2 made so many jokes and pointed out all the flaws about itself, a hishe of deadpool 2 may be nearly impossible to make. Heck, there’s even an “I’m Batman” joke in the movie. Either way, the video should be fun.
tony stark should punch cable
Deadpool goes back in time and becomes part of Careless Whisper
Deadpool Makes a HISHE should of ended (🔫🔫🔫🗡️🗡️🗡️)😊😊😊
Deadpool and Green Latern fight for Ryan Reynold’s soul
I think dead pool should die there you go the perfect ending ever or is it
Thanos bumps into Cable
Have Wolverine and Dead pool fight Cable
Thanos appears: Snaps fingers
Deadpool: What the F-
Captain America: LANGUAGE
Deadpool: Stop
Deadpool: Kills Thanos and takes the gaunlet and Snaps fingers
At the Super Cafe after How Infinity War should have ended:
Superman: Uh guys, what’s happening
Spidey: We’re disappearing
Batman: I don’t disintegrate yiu know why
Everyone: Because your
Batman: BECAUSE I’M oh shoot as he disappears
have Green lantern kill deadpool instead of the other way around!
Everything is the same, but they all fade to dust at the end.
In the scene where Wade tackles cable off the catwalk in the prison, instead of the neck brace smashing open wade is just actually dead and sees Vanessa in the “afterlife”. Vanessa is just surprised and basically says something along the lines of “That’s not how I planned it out…” and instead of the guards or janitors moving the body they leave him there for years and years and eventually his collar finally comes off and he wakes up in the future. Lmao idk just and thought.
deadpool:shut up thanos
thanos:no*snap*
Cable:oh god damn it deadpo-
Deadpool:I’ve never like that guy
Have Deadpool have The Infinity Gauntlet and then go into the DC Universe and kill everyone
In the end the avenger and spidr man kiss derpool
Have the X- Force actually survive the skydive scene… Later they all get killed by Juggernaut. Juggernaut then holds the ” Vanisher ” up and says … ” Hey LOOK, It’s Brad Pitt ! “
Some of the DC superheroes show up to when Deadpool is forming a team because they want to be part of a better franchise.
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make fire fist like a steriotypical kiwi
AT THE END DEAD POOL KILLS THE AVNGERS WITH X MEN
What if Cable goes back in time and saves his family before they die so the whole movie wouldn’t have happened the way it did
Get Deadpool to drop the F bomb and then get Steve Rodgers to come in and say “Hey! Language!”
I don’t know, just have Domino ordering Domino’s pizza I guess.
I would like to see at the end How Deadpool 2 Should Have Ended, Deadpool finds the message that Palpatine sent at the end of the infinity war.
When Deadpool dies he say Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good
Whenever Deadpool’s gonna cus, caiptain America is like, LANGUAGE!!!, and then Deadpool’s like, yeah yeah, get back to your movie, cap
In the end credits scene dead pool stops thanos from snapping his fingers so marvel can go make another 15 bigilion dollars
Cool that would be great
For the hiring scene have Stan Lee show up!
Have Deadpool mention how juggernaut looks like his comic look because he in the first x-men movies he looked so different
Have him going back in time to the other movie’s HISHE and making those happen.
make Deadpool hold the infinity gauntlet
When Deadpool is time traveling he goes and saves everyone who died in infinity war and have him say “can I be in the avenger now or what?”
Have juggernaut rip deadpool into tiny little pieces and then make him get blown away by juggernaut blowing him away
When Deadpool is in the middle of time traveling he bumps into doctor who
When you make this, have captain America come in every scene where Deadpool or anyone else is swearing
When Deadpool is about to die, he turns into dust and then thanos is cable after all
can it be in musical
They have thanos instead of cable
instead of cable.. can it be Batman… who tries to stop the boy and juggernaut with a fear toxin…and captain America punched him for languages
Cable kills the kid
They kill the kid instead of changing his mind
Deadpool takes the Infinity Gauntlet and brings the X-men, Fantastic Four, all Spider-Man characters and all the DC in the MCU and says “no more inconsistencies”.
When deadpool gets palpatine’s message
Deadpool: What the f**k? Why do I still have a pager?
Include David Beckham and make him convince Deadpool to go back in time and kill all the characters Reynolds played in the movies mentioned in that trailer (GL, RIPD, Selfless…).
Can we make Deadpool say *”Hey big guy Sun’s getting real low”* to Cable
Deadpool goes back in time to stop his “How it should have ended” episode from ever happening
He uses the time machine to kill ajax also uses it to go tell Thor to aim for the head
x-men origins dead pool should, ask for a job, then he’ll be quiet cuz his mouth is sealed, then it’ll be awkward and hilarious af
Deadpool can use Cables Time Travel device to go to the MCU save Peter but sending him to the Spiderverse movie so it has two Peters and Miles is so god damn confused
Have cable do the avengers age of ultron post credit scene where he grabs the gauntlet and says “Fine I’ll do it… whoops wrong character *brolin swaps cable for thanos* now what was I doing time machine, save my daughter oh wait bring balance to the universe”
deadpool and cable go back in time and get the infinity gontlete form thanos
Have deadpool help the villains of villain pub come back since they disappeared.
have all marvel charictars to tell deadpool you can join the avengers but then say nah and start laphing
After Deadpool sacrifices himself –
*Deadpool points out that the bear is no longer charred, and therefore Cable’s daughter is alive*
*Cable goes back in time to his family*
Deadpool: Oh
Domino: What?
Deadpool: Nothing
Dopinder: What is it Mr Pool
Deadpool: I just… figured he’d go back and save me instead of… seeing his family who he spent the entirety of the movie trying to save
*SILENCE*
Deadpool: Ya know saying it out loud I’m realizing how little sense that makes
Continue the story from infinity war and make deadpool kill the heroes when he is fixing the timeline in the scene after the credits of Deadpool 2
Dead pool kills marvel universe sitting in the cafe
The cable to rewind time so they can bring back The Dead Pool
and have batman hit on domino
And then visits the cafe to talk to batman and superman
(SPOILERS) How about before deadpool, cable, domino, colossus, taxi dude, and fire fist leave the essex building, they should check the pool and finish juggernaut for good. what do u think, HISHE?
As incredibly deadpool as it is to parachute into the city unnecessarily, they really should’ve just set up an ambush at some point before the convoy carrying the mutant prisoners got there. Terry Crews could’ve instantly ended any resistance from the guards on the convoy, maybe by making them super empathetic to the mutants, and boom no one even gets hurt
Have Wade go back in time before he got his powers. Since basically that was what the first one was about.
When Cable arrives at the prison, have the Terminator show up to protect Russell.
Deadpool: You’re so dark, you sure you’re not from the dc universe?
Cable: Actually I was * Shows a copy of Jonah Hex *
Deadpool:Holy Sh*t! That was you!?
Cable: Unfortunately, yes…
Deadpool and green lantern team up
I’ve got one
*Russell starts whinging and complaining at the orphanage where all the heroes are. But then Deadpool gets fed up*
Deadpool: SHUT UP!
*Deadpool shoots Russell in the head*
Colossus: Wade!
Deadpool: Oh come on, he was getting annoying!
Cable: He really was.
Have Deadpool using the time device and fix the villains at the end of the last episode. Also I think the sequence of wade and Vanessa can be made fun of like the seen of thor in the water having a day dream of the future. this idea of Vanessa knowing what to do and not saying it at first makes for a long movie, but the idea can just be done with a little less of that sequence. I say just have her say get it out already that deadpool should try to save Russell. also change the ending to just having some more fights with the xmen and the other characters. I think there is a great scene back in some of the past movies of xmen and that should be something to hint to like in the infinity wars episode. I know this may only be a 2 min episode so making brad pitt say a line more than in the movie would be amazing. everything else seems alright I would love some other deadpools (like when he was with his groups in the comics) to be hinted at. so maybe HISHE can provide something to think about for the writers of Deadpool 3 if that is in the books. I would also say the stuff that others are saying would be nice to see as well
Deadpool uses Cable’s time travel device and winds up in the set photos of avengers 4, everyone is confused and deadpool throws out some wild fan theories
Something with Spider-Man 🤩
When deadpool goes back in time, he also save the avengers
Have Deadpool time travel to the alternate futures Strange saw. Whenever he sees them winning he ruins the plan because “We can’t keep up these happy endings if you expect me to get along with everyone. The R ratings are coming!” Then on the canon IW ending, he says “Close enough, it’s a place to start at least.” Then zoom out and Fox shakes on the Disney merger.
deadpool uses the time machine to go back right before his girlfriend is murdered, saves her, then has a 3 way with past deadpool and Vanessa
Deadpool goes back in time to kill thanos
Deadpool uses Cable’s time-travelling thingy and goes to the Massive Cankled Universe to stops Marvel from selling The X-men, Spider-man, Fantastic Four, and stuff (Yes I am a lazy writer that is why I said stuff)
Deadpool uses Cable’s time-traveling device to go back in time and to stop Thanos
Thanos: You should have aimed for the head
(Thanos’ head Is sliced off)
(Thor backs away hands up)
Deadpool: AHA!! (Deadpool points at dead Thanos) That was easy!
Thor: Who in Heimdall’s sword are you?
Deadpool: I’m the most sexiest, most deadliest person who will ever walk the face of the MCU
Thor: What?
Deadpool: You wouldn’t understand. DEADPOOL OUT!!! See ya sucka’s!
Deadpool leaves with Cable’s time-traveling device
It’s the end credits scene where Deadpool goes back in time he goes back to the end of infinity war
Thanos: You should have gone for the head
Thanos reaches to snap his fingers when thanos are is chopped off and it zooms out to see Cable and Deadpool
Cable to Thor: We just save Half of the universe
Deadpool is seen with the Infinity gauntlet on his hand messing around with it
Thanos: My arm what f.
Captain America comes out of nowhere and knocks out thanos
Cap: LANGUAGE!
Deadpool: Ok Mr. America just came out nowhere and both of these CGI PS2 characters done let’s go Cable.
Cable: Ok you did your one good deed with time traveling behind my back let’s go.
Deadpool right before they travel away
Deadpool: Have you realize you guys sound the same like you guys are the same person anyways, see you guys Hopefully after the buyout.
Deadpool and Cable go back to there time
Captain America and Thor are staring at each other: What just happened?!
Deadpool time travels back to himself. Then does it again and again.Shows up in the bedroom. “I’ve always wanted to re-enact that scene from Watchmen.”
Peter is the only one who survives the parachute drop. He then executes the plan flawlessly. He and Cable end up at the Cafe with regenerating Deadpool.
The power dampening rings have lethal tampering methods. Electroshocks at the locks, explosives, spikes that release when tampered with. Dealer’s choice. So that if someone were just to break them, they’d kill the person.
The Juggernaut does the meme line before being ripped in half by the new R rated Juggernaut.
Deadpool time travels to “A long time ago” and tells Vader that he’s now the father of some weird kid who tried to kill him too.
Instead of Deadpool taking the bullet for Russell cable brings out the infinity gauntlet and snaps his fingers and makes Russell disintegrate
Freddy vs Jason DEADPOOL 2 HOW IT SHOULED HAVE ENDED
Make Deadpool wear the green lantern ring and become a green lantern
And make him use cables box and have him teleport to battle in infinity war and kill Thanos
Superhero audition montage…
DP: Okay, who’s next?
(Green Lantern appears)
GL: Hi there. I’m-
DP: GOD NO!! Next!
dead pool reveals his mask and its like dead pool one but its Stan lee
After Negasonic Teenage Warhead and Yukiyo fixes the time travelling watch and Deadpool is about to push the button to time travel, he flakes.
Instead of going back and putting the coin in Deadpool’s shirt he should’ve just taken the power dimmer of Deadpool’s neck. He would heal then use his last transport to go to his family lmaoooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂idiotttttt hahahahaha
Ahhhhh, so hype!!!
Dang it I’ve only seen the movie twice
Make Ryan reynolds watch deadpool
Deadpool should get together with Peter.
Make the invisible man John Cena
When Deadpool is recruiting have Steve Rogers show up and Deadpool gets really excited. Steve Rogers says, “I’m currently looking for a job.” and Deadpool says, “Oh my gosh we have the human torch!” Steve Rogers gets confused and says, “What? I’m sorry but you must have me confused with someone else I’m actually Cap–” And Deadpool interrupts him and says, “I know who you are Johnny. You’re the human torch, I’m a huge fan.” Steve Rogers says, “Okay, I’m out of here, good luck with your team.”
Cable gets to Russell butThen Deadpool shoot him in the head
Terry crew fall from the sky screaming POOWEEERR!!!!!
Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I’m… I’m… I’m… ANNOYING OVED USED JOKE!
His voice should become more batmany with each I’m.
How about deadpool breaking the fourth wall to tell the writers not to use bleeps for his swear words
Have Deadpool bounce around the timeline and he sees one of the Infinity Stones in a jewelry store window when he’s ring shopping for Vanessa, but he decides against it because the stone looks fake. Then have Thanos pop up on his lunch break (from being the Janitor) and steal the stone when no one is looking.
When Deadpool’s girlfriend dies have him threaten to blew up the super cafe unless superman goes back in time. Also the bomb is covered in lead and kryptonite.
Deadpool goes back in time and makes this movie PG
Deadpool and cable should make a dubstep song together
When deadpool says something about a cgi fight I imagined thanos coming in and being oh let’s go juggernaut
Vanisher lands safely and makes himself visible
“I’m glad I joined this Fight Club!”
Edward Norton’s Hulk knocks him down.
“Rule #1!”
Peter is actually Wolverine! He is just wear mask!
After thanos snap Deadpool starts to fade away Deadpool looking at cable “really thanos” then he meets spiderman in soul world
Deadpool: Next! What’s your superpower old man?
I’m Stan Lee!
Deadpool: You’re in.
Stan Lee: Excelsior!
Deadpool adopting all super powered kids, Like Laura from Logan, to have his own army
Cable find out that the time machine could be fixed and used, and Wade didnt tell him
Make a part 2 of the les miserables ending in the HISHE Logen.
I want more superheroes who sings songs whith the melodi of Les miserable
Deadpool visiting past HISHE episodes (and messing them up).
Deadpool and Cable are fighting and Deadpool says “if you want to kill me why don’t you just use the infinity gauntlet” and the camera switches to Cable and he is Thanos and says “Now I just snap my fingers and you sese to exist” and Deadpool says “you’re messing with the audience’s emotions that’s a powerful force” then he snaps his fingers and Deadpool says “come on that was a click” and then his hand starts to fade and he says “Mr.stark I don’t feel so good (then you here an audience” crying) then Deadpool asks “Did I pass my trial to be and avenger?” and then iron man flys by and says “not even close” then Deadpool fades
He goes back in time to stop Batman v super man from being made
When the taxi driver hits the dane with his car he should be dressed in a brown panther suit and yell.” I have the dark side…meow meow meow.
Then have him in the super hero cafe talking about how his the real hero.
*red skull appears*
Red Skull: I see, you wa-
Thanos: Wait Wait Wait, I though you died in captain America: the first avenger
Red Skull: I didn’t
Thanos: what do you mean
Red Skull: The reason I’m here is becuas-
Thanos: don’t care about your story, come on Gamora
*Punches Gamora off the cliff and gets the soul stone*
Thanos: thank you for your time
*uses space stone*
Red Skull: is that the space stone? Whatever my new job is to guide people to absolutely nothing
have wolverine show up and help deadpool with the fight against cable
Wait wtf am I doing here, I haven’t watched the movie yet
Thor goes for the head.
when cable time travels into the past have him run into the terminator
Have him troll thanos. It’s common sense.
have deadpool say “really, hishe is getting so lazy, that they have their fans write their episodes now?”
Deadpool goes back in time and watches every Stan Lee cameo
make deadpool and superman argue at the super caffe about deadpool’s irresponsible use of cable’s time travel device.
make it so that it’s revealed that the driver of the bus that kills bedlam was stan lee, and that he didn’t see where he was going because he was paying attention to the space dounut from infinity war.
Deadpool’s severed legs grow back another dead pool as well as his torso and there are now two Deadpool’s
Deadpool doesn’t miss with the cream cheese spreader knife and therefore all the events of the movie never happen
Green lantern saves Deadpool’s girlfriend from getting shot at the beggining
Cable doesn’t leave coin to save Deadpool and instead goes back to his alive family like a rational family loving human being
When Deadpool dies Gwenpool kills cable
Insult DC universe characters with the DC characters in the video for fun not hate because deadpool did it please thanks
Deadpool goes back in time and replaces lance Armstrong on the moon
Have Deadpool save Vanessa and throw the shooter out the window
Cable can travel time why he didn’t goes early before Firefist become threat. As child
Also Deadpool in first film want to fix his face due power. He goes back time and save himself to be handsome
Have Lora from Logan go to the try outs. Then Deadpool says any powers “ Lora looks at Deadpool straight in the eye for a few seconds and then she sticks out her claws then Deadpool just says “Awwwww that is cute you’re in mini Logan”
Wen dedpool meats fire fist,fier fist gets shot in the hed by cabel then, cabel puts thet devise on dedpools neck shoots dedpool and then trevels to his family THE END!!!!
What if deadpool goes to the future and help the avengers defeat thanos
When deadpool did fale in prison he dies
Wen dedpool gets rept apart by jugonat spiderman swoops in and the spiderman theme song comes on, spiderman puts his instent kill on and shoots jugonat in the hed.
Captain America!
What if cable went back in time to kill russle as a baby
Juggernaut: Dont you know who i am?? *Im the juggernaut bi-*
(GETS HIT BY CAPITAN AMERICAS SHIELD)
Captain America: Language!! xD
BRO I JUST REALIZED WHAT IF INSTEAD OF DEADPOOLS DRAGGED OUT DEATH CABLE JUST PULLS OUT HIS PISTOLS AND JUST SHOOTS OVER AND OVER INTO HIS SKULL AND SCREAMS FOR THE MEMES
The ending could just be the X-Men cleaning everything up. After all, it was shown that they were in Xavier’s house the whole time.
When Deadpool has the power-negating collar on, that was his chance to successfully commit suicide.
Cable and Deadpool go and fix the DC universe!
I can’t wait for avengers infinity war comes out
Have a green lantern versus 2008 deadpool
Deadpool goes back in time and meets his X-men origins version of himself. He cuts his mouth hole open and the two have a conversation about Hugh Jackman as well as the new Disney-Fox deal.
Can we have deadpool save Old Man Logan and then we have a portion which kind of shows both of them at the superhero cafe? Best thing ever.
Do “How John Wick Should Have Ended”.
Get spiderman to come in and say you got a fan made one to
in time travel Deadpool kills thanos and captain americas languge ends
Deadpool travels back in time. But then Doctor Strange pops in and tells him there could be consequences. And Deadpool says that’s not true and brings up the point that if playing with time is wrong, then how come there weren’t any consequences after Strange saved Hong Kong. Then Mordo pops in and says “there were actually”, then Deadpool says “that wasn’t even a consequence, you had one of your own turned against you, there were no time problems, no loop stucks, nobody wiped out of existence, everything was fine! So this whole consequence time thing is just bullsh*t”.
But then Deadpool’s wrost nightmare finally arrives, which is…..
LANGUAGE!!!
Batman saves the day end of story
Logan smiles then Deadpool’s like let’s team up and Logan is like sure and then their sitting on a pile of dead bodies and eating chimme changas and Logan has his big cigar and is like was this a bad idea, then Deadpool’s like, uhhh nope.
How about Deadpool goes back in time and kills the snake and stops Eve from eating the Fruit of life and thereby wiping out the entire Human race from existance and says”ahh! I did it better than that grimmis with the golden gloves, DEAL WITH IT!”
Zip it, thanos! – deadpool
Dead Pool is angry with the Villains Pub, but goes back to give them one more chance
The Joker,”hey get a load of this guy.”
The Emperor “oh, it’s you again. Mop and bucket are in the back. If you’re going to hang about all day you might as well get some work done.”
Voldemorte with a whiney scream tantrum thingy,”But he isn’t a bad guy………………………..”
When Deadpool takes a bullet for firefist have him say to cable as he’s dying. Mr. Cable, I don’t feel so good.” Then he bursts out laughing and says “bye cable buddy! Also use that time infinity stone to bring me back.” Cable says “it’s a time machine.” “Ok thanos, I’ll see you in the sequel!”
Cable lets out and sigh and face palms as Deadpool fades away in to dust.The end.
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Deadpool starts fighting ,but the Xmen suddenly jumps up and failed the whole plan or Deadpool asks Cable about the future and Cable turns his time turner revealing that Cable is going to be Thanos and all the Avengers would die and he quickly kills Thanos
Dead Pool replies to HISHE and writes his own ending for the fanimation episode. He brings thanos and Cable together and reunites them as long lost brothers. Then thanos say,”You angry lil girl. I didn’t turn you into a cyborg. It was genetic. Then DP starts jumping and bouncing around like Daffy Duck and ends it “That’s all folks!!!”
Dr strange should have opened a portal and cut Thanos hand the same way Wong killed the puppets of Thanos pls include this in ur next video
why 5 Daniel, why 5
Have Deadpool take Peter to the puppet show that was advertised on the billboard during THE SCENE. Also, Pennywise spitting acid and Terry loving yogurt.
Infinity war should have mr I don’t feel so good 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
deadpool uses the time machine to tell his younger self (before he got cancer) the future so he can kill francis and then steal the infinite gems from whoever has them like doctor strange, vision and such then goes to thanos (in the cillan pub before his time comes) saying your time has ended before it even comes
What if Deadpool asks Cable “Who are you?” and Cable holds up the infinity Gauntlet and says “I am god” and snaps his fingers. But it ends up NOT killing deadpool, because of his healing factor. Cable asks “WHAT!!! What the-” but Deadpool shoots him, and “yoink” takes the infinity Gauntlet, and uses it to get revenge on the super cafe and the villain pub. Like martha, except both places
*Deadpool goes back in time to when Tony thinks of Ultron*
Deadpool: No Tony! *Slaps staff out of his hand.*
*Cuts to Infinity War. The Avengers beat Thanos because they were all together and not divided.*
Cable remembered he’s one of the strongest telepath and telekinetic mutant. He enleased his powers and immediately killed juggernaut and russel.
in the post credit scene we see deapool in origins and at the end he do like in origin’s post credit scene
YES! infinity war hishe is next week that’s when my exams end.
Deadpool accidentally bumps into Tony Stark during time travel, and says oops wrong studio.
OMG IF AVENGERS INFINITY WAR HISHE REALIZES TOMORROW IT WILL BE IN MY BIRTHDAY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
Could Deadpool go back in time and kill off Rian Johnson before he destroys the Starwars franchise/ The Last Jedi. Thanks 😉
Deadpool goes to logans grave
When are you going Avengers infinity war how it should have ended?
In the super cafe part, have superman start turning to dust, and then he asks batman”how are you not dying”(he doesn’t know thanos snapped the fingers) and batman says”BECAUSE I’M BATMAN! !!”
deadpool goes into to taxi
taxi driver still has the guy in his trunk
(sorry not good with names
Make cable use the time stone on the infinity gauntlet to reverse time!
Deadpool: Any powers?
Stan Lee: I’m good at making cameos in marvel movies
Deadpool: You’re in
When Wade finally gets to Vanessa in the afterlife she points to the X-Force and says “ they still need you, but I think those guys need you more”. She points to another portal that is a room full of Fox executives daring intently at them with “Deadpool 3 = $$$” on a white board.
Have him go back in the Avengers Age of Ultron timeline to save Quicksilver, by taking his place of eating a bunch of bullets.
Deadpool travels in time to save logan,also gets to fix his face.
Have Deadpool go back in time to save Superman’s Dad and dog, but mostly the dad. Then kill Zod and stop Batman from killing the bad guys.
Have him tell metal skin dude that Fire Fist is abused and they decide to make the kid an X-man.
Have his X-Force group attempt their mission by highspeed chase and highjacking so they all seem to live until the kid frees Juggernaut, and only Deadpool and Domino made it out alive.
Deadpool fades then says Tell me nobody f**ked me while i was sleeping
Have Deadpool go back in time into the main MCU movies timeline to kill Thanos right before he snaped his fingers and use the gauntlet to bring back everyone that died and make himself handsome again.
Have Deadpool not kill his actor self but the dudes that wrote the Green Lantern script and then he writes a new one that is WAY BETTER the original so the movie is kept as DC Cinema Cannon, but still not as good as his own movies.
Do something concerning the post credits
What the he’ll happen to Juggernaut, sure he got electrocuted but he survived worse So is he dead or not
Do a scene where Deadpool tells Cable his dad is Cyclops when they arrive at the X mansion And here comes Darth Vader doing that whole “Whaaaaatttt!!! You have son!! I have a son too!! I must tell everyone.” And he says this to Cyclops
A child friendly version of the ‘You can’t stop this’ fight-scene song.
Deadpool replacing captain marvel in that scene where nick fury calls for her, and have Deadpool come and save the mcu in infinity war 2
Do this dead pool kills five clone troopers sky walker appears and then gets stabbed and shot dead pool says well that was easy I need a drink villain hub then captain rex and five hundred and first appears but then they say hands up nope the the other villain say bye dead pool says way dude it’s star wars have you seen the movie joker yeah for real what is there armor made of for real bye yeah epic fight seen blaster fire then emperor says whit your on my side clone troopers say how emperor says remember order 66 flash back broo yeah right then they have drink emperor joke ok keep so do clone and done like for star wars ending and yeah lazy to work so yeah like
How about dead pool saves every other X-men movies using the time machine.
Spoof Looper somehow, perhaps with Cable running into Bruce Willis in the time stream or with the kids meeting up at the end. You know, because the two movies are extremely similar.
After Deadpool does all his time traveling he goes back to the present gives it to Cable and says: “Fixed it for you. You can go back and see you family now. Also we apparently made it so that it has infinite charges so have fun. I know I did.”
This sound like something you guys would do:
When the Juggernaut makes his first appearance have it be Xmen 3’s Juggernaut shouting: “I’m the juggernaut B*tch”
Deadpool kills the hishe crew
Have Deadpool make a joke about how him talking to dead Vanessa was like in the Wolverine when Wolverine talked to dead Jean.
I got one (spoilers):
After Juggernaut rips Deadpool in half he should tell Domino to carry him and she reluctantly agrees then says: “Should I bring your legs too so we can reattach them or whatever?” Deadpool: “Nah it’s cool just leave ’em.” Domino: “You sure?” Deadpool: “Yeah the writers have this whole funny bit about me with baby legs, it’s gonna be hilarious.”
When Deadpool kills Ryan Reynolds when he has the script for green lantern he should say “ wait, if I kill my past self that means” poof then he disappears
Cable should go back in time save his family and save Deadpool’s girlfriend
Cable turns to dust and his cybernetic arm drops and deadpool takes it and uses it to take the infinity gauntlet
Cable is looking at his daughter’s teddy bear that had turned back to normal because Deadpool had changed the timeline. Dopinder crashes in with his taxi, crushing the Headmaster. He gets out of the car all excited that he killed someone. The teddy bear changes back to being burned, indicating that now Dopinder becomes the villain in the future. So Cable just raises his arm and shoots Dopinder, and the teddy bear goes back to being normal again.
Pls put one of my suggestions in your video
Older russell come back in time to help younger rusell
The Hishe should start with Cable travelling ” A little further ” back in time to kill a baby Russel without any powers or killing his mother even before Russel was born. The End
You should definitely do time travel and have DP fix more problems, e.g. Kylo/Hans, Oscar blunder, Trump presidency,…
Make cable turn into thanos (since they’re by the same actor)
Thanos Gauntlet under the floorboards with the cure for blindness.
What if Cables mum and dad turned up? aka Cyclops and Madeline Pryor (Jean Grey clone)
Tony Stark goes to the X-Force auditions:
Deadpool: Got any powers?
Tony: No, but…
Deadpool: Get Out!
Tony: Fine… *forms the Iron Man nanobot suit and flies away*
Deadpool: Wait! Come back! I’m sorry the studio couldn’t afford more than a cameo, RDJ!
How about cameo from other X-men time traveller Bishop?
How about DP goes into the woodchipper and you come out with loads of DPs and then Thanos finger snaps wipes all but one.
Dead pool: time to die cable Cable: I killed the kid already Deadpool: NANI!!!!!!!!!??????????
when he goes back in time he goes through other movie franchises like the Avengers Infinity War and he cuts off thanos hand before he could snap his fingers then talks to him like get back cable or something. I know that was lazy writing but that is just an idea
You could have some more people audition, Bats, Supes, Thanos, Vanessa, GL, Mario, TMNT, Villain Pub patrons.
You should have Juggernaut rip DP in half and have him regenerate from both halves. Baby legs DP and baby face DP.
Cable: My name’s Cable. I’m here for the kid.
Deadpool: What? The kid?
Cable: Yes, the kid. (Snaps and Rousell turns into dust)
Deadpool: HEY, YOU CANNOT DO THAT!
Instead of bad guys busting down the door and killing Vanessa it’s Malcolm Reynolds and the cast of Firefly minus Inara.
Waid: What the..?
Mal: Disney wants a Gorram reboot! We’re back baby!
Vanessa: Woohoo!
Vanessa runs out the door.
Vanessa: Bye Waid…
Please! Anti-hero pub!
* make deadpool killl Thanos and Cap kills dp because of langue
Domino: Domino. I’m lucky.
Deadpool: Luck isn’t a superpower. And certainly not very cinematic.
Domino: I have boobs.
Deadpool: You’re in.
Deadpool could stop talking and someone could ask why and he would say we don’t have enough ideas for the rest of this video and then he says wait nevermind then he sighs and says here we go again
At last after Deadpool died instead of going back cable changes into Thanos and saves Deadpool using Time stone
(Deadpool at the x mansion)
Deadpool just saw everybody in the cameo
Deadpool: wait whaaaat we can afford everyone this time
Colossus: Wade everyone is busy they are unavailable to help us
Deadpool: the 🤬 with that we’re calling everyone to stop this silly situation you big chrome dome
Colossus: fine
How about Deadpool and the Peter
After Russell got arrested deadpool should take him near x men instead of going jail with him
In 1st class, when Charles and Lehnsherr walks to the bar to recruit Wolverine ad as he says f**k off, DEADPOOL flashes there and takes him back to his time saying: I am not letting you get old and die——- or, LETS FIGHT CABLE—–or. lets fight X24 while you are young!
(Vanessa gets shot, causing her body to fall into the open refridgerator).
*Deadpool:* Nooo!!! She’s in the fridge! She’s in the friiiiiiidge!
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Deadpool time travels to past and shoots Lazy Writers : )
I love how Deadpool cares about finishing the HISHE OF INFINITY WAR
thanos rips deadpools body off and repeats it again with the time stone
Have the power rangers cameo and help him fight bad guys
@How It Should Have Ended please write how Deadpool wants his movie to be average!!!! It will be hilarious compared to other hero movies!!!
Deadpool: wait so your future then I got a question are memes still alive
Cable: no
Deadpool: why
Batman: BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!
Deadpool is in the bar with his girlfriend when Jim Gordan walks in and sits on the other side of her, the two men look at each other with annoyed expressions, she says “uh, this is awkward”
When Vanessa aka CopyCat gets hit by the bullet, she shapeshifts into someone else such as Wolverine.
After cable saves deadpool, make deadpool shoot cable to prevent infinity war pt.2
Parachuting scene
As they fall to the ground Peter gets shot out of mid air
Deadpool travels back in time to the amazing spiderman 2
Deadpool:Hey Andrew
Peter:Who’s Andrew
Deadpool:You know who
Peter:Alright fine what do you want
Deadpool:your movie is being rebooted
Peter:Aww really
Deadpool:Yup
Peter:Who’s the actor
Deadpool:Tom Holland
Peter:Damit they should have hired me when I was younger
Deadpool:Alright bye
he goes back in time and saves the avengers in infinity war
Deadpool:what is your power (Answer) type 3 diabetes Deadpool:cool (Dies in mid air and says) you darn air heaaaaads uh
Peter ends up being cable in the past. Did you notice he got his arm melted off? Cable doesn’t have an arm. CONNECTIONS.
Wait… HISHE is pronounced “HIZ-HEE” I thought it was “HISH-AYE”
what if the treat the x force like fight club? “first rule of x force you do not talk about x force, and then show vanisher’s death, but when he dies he looks like Tyler durden. Or have deadpool be successful in recruiting the entire x men team, and the whole thing ends in minutes
How about for the audition scene,you include daredevil(ben Affleck)?
Deadpool: tell us,what you can do?
Daredevil: I have martial arts and I’m also blind.
Deadpool: your voice sounds familiar
Daredevil: that must be another guy.
Deadpool: why should I hire you?
Daredevil: because I’m batm… I mean because I’m daredevil
End of the film everyone’s happy but then cable and Vanessa start to infinity war away deadpool uses cables time machine and goes to thanos while farming and is like ARE YOU F<"(ING SERIOUS YOU PINK BLOB Turns to the camera Deadpool: we know you care about that marvel film more so we decided to reference it
Well I was kind thinking they should have the new Juggernaut and the old one from last stand that would be a good idea, also you should do a joke with cable you should have cable and a cable guy a little joke right there.
At the end,,,
Deadpool: And finally some time away from those two who were like ‘Oh were making another HISHE so excting am I right?’
Deadpool:any powers?
Gwen pool:I can’t die
Deadpool:wait aren’t u from the spider verse?
Gwen pool:I was.
Russel: Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta
Deadpool: it also feels good to shoot you for saying that in such a cringy way
*shoots*
Cable travels back in time and tells cable that if he doesn´t try to break in to the prison the kid wouldn’t have ever escaped therefore he never killed the director and therefore never killed cable’s family
Deadpool: hello Thanos (cable)
Cable: who is thanos
And thanos come on portal im Thanos anda deadpool say wtf its thanos
We wanna see because I m butman
Deadpool comes out side the screen (Deadpool- well that was interesting. not!) and pull the end credits were we see wolverine getting mad at deadpool for being deadpool.
Have Deadpool revive everyone but Shatterstar
Do the stab and shoot
(Cable comes into the prison)
Deadpool: OMG thanos! You are the love of my life…… Oh dear god. You are…. Soo beautiful! Please be my shining star forever and then we will…..
(Deadpool gets shot in the face)
Cable: Ik what it’s like to lose
Deadpool: (looks at the camera with hearts going around him) A MAANNNN
When Deadpool goes back in time to save Peter, he goes to Titan in Infinity War.
Deadpool: Bet you didn’t see that coming!
When cable goes back in time and puts the coin on Deadpool put this time cable put the coin in the wrong spot and he dies anyway
I like hero swap and i was thinking what if Tron legacy stared Marty mcfly
When dead pools but goes and cables Face cable in Deadpool fan to a romance
Deadpool: So how exactly do you use time travel?
Cable: I’ve… had some help.
*shows Doc and Marty from the Back to the Future HISHE*
Baby Legs Deadpool meets Baby Legs from Rick and Morty.
Get Wolverine to come in and kill the jugernaut and Deadpool will be all like who kill my icon gasp it’s my other icon
When Peter comes in for his interview can we pls add Peter Parker and/or Peter Quill because I honestly thought the first time they said Peter in the trailer we were about to have Team Red 😭😭😭
*Juggernaut shows up*
Deadpool: *GASP!* It’s the Juggernaut Bi***!
Maybe Cap could even show up and stop him from swearing 😂
I really wanted him to say this in the actual movie.
What day does the Infinity War HISHE come out?
!Domino does not look like herself
Do something about it
Half way through when Deadpool is fighting Cable, you should do the scene when Thanoa throughs Gramora of the cliff, so when Thanos gets the soul stone Cable loses his Orange eye.
I have idea. Deadpool said im batman when cable is stabbed and batman went in the scene and destroy deadpool and cable forever.
Every time Colosse swears in Russian Captain America appears and shouts “Language!” But in Russian
Cabel meetings tanos
When deadpool say im batman to cable.
Deathstroke arrives and say if your batman then im here to kill you bat. Then deadshot arrives and says no ill be the one to kill him.
Then deadpool says u guys cant kill me they ask why deadpool because were brothers our names are same dead dead dead.
Then batmans arrives and says anyone was calling me.
The end….
The movie should have ended with Vanessa not having actually died. Have him go back in time to stop her being shot and realizing she was only wounded and has been sitting in the hospital super pissed off talking to prof X.
An Ending with thanos
Do a review for jw fallen kingdom
When deadpool goes to the mansion he finds Martha and he trick the xmen that he is a mutent but actually he wants a place to stay and plans on destroying the super cafe. (This occurred before the justice League)
Do how jaurassic world fallen kindom should have ended
Have DP say to Cable after gasping with his hands on his cheek in surprise, “Goonies never say die!!! *pointing at Cable*”
Cable kills Thanos before snapping and Iron man makes him a avenger
Deadpool kills the Marvel Cinematic Universe
Deadpool as a waiter, bringing plate of food to Thanos and saying, “Here you go, sir. I had the chefs take extra special care of it for you.”
Ok, hear me out:
Get Ryan Reynolds to voice DP in the HISHE. If Screen Junkies can get him for honest trailers and CinemaSins can get him for a Sins video, I’m sure he’d love to be involved somehow.
*”Waiting for Infinity Wars”*
When the X-men appear as a cameo you should make them very old, like it would have to be, and make beast close the door very slowly, Deadpool notices and says: ‘Oh there is somebody here!’
And them punches Beast in the jaw
When Deadpool is cleaning up the timeline and saved Peter.
Deadpool grabs Peter but Peter pulls away and falls to the ground. Dirt obscures Peter as Deadpool does a Darth Vader like NOOOOOOO!!!! But when the dirt clears, we see Peter Wisdom doing a superhero landing and he says superhero landing
How deadpool 2 should of ended
Wade returns home and Vanessa and him decided on having a family and called there first son peter Parker but then Vanessa is killed, fast forward to him
In x mansion, meeting Russell and call him Harry Potter after saving him transfer to him and escaping and assembling task force have different superhero trying to join (like darkwing duck, powerpuff girls, etc) have task force X meet up with Cable who try’s to shot Russell but deadpool save him fast forward to deadpool time traveling to different points of the x men series also have him meet up with doc and Marty than back to the cafe have batman and superman point holes in the movie than deadpool announce he of to a meeting with his new boss after the credits have deadpool talking to Mickey Mouse about not being recast and the MCU while superman and batman walk pass laughing as he works for Mickey with Mickey saying “you be next” while Batman says he never works for him “because I’m Batman”.
Deadpool says that’s just lazy writing so then he gets a hole bunch of papers and starts writing what is not lazy writing 😁😂
Do how Deadpool 2 should have ended
Do how forest hump should have ended! Do the chocolate scene!
Cable: Once the kid kills the people at the orphanage he will get a taste of it.
Deadpool: Hmm…it sounds like the best way to make sure the kid doesn’t go down a dark path is if we kill the people at the orphanage. We have no morals
Deadpool tells Cable to snap his fingers when they’re fighting Juggernaut and ends up getting disintegrated himself.
You know the scene when he plays with Deadpool is playing his toys well he plays with an Acorn and Scrat from ice age pounces on him and they have a big fight and Scrat wins and ends up fighting thanos
At the end, Cable should have time travelled back to Infinity War and stopped thanos from snapping his fingers. Or Deadpool should do that!
When the Vanisher dies. A hooded figure comes into scene. looking over the dead Vanisher the hodded figure reveals himself to be Meatloaf and says; “His name was Tyler Derden”. The whole city starts to chant; “His name was Tyler Derden”
put the scene of chris evans applying for X-FORCE (the one they never shooted) it would be something like this:
-CE (with his captain america costume): i’m here for the position
DP: as the captain america or the human torch?
-CE(with his human tourch costume): mumbles
DP you know what? it doesen’t matter none of those are mutants
CE(in flames with his captain america costume): but he doesen’t even have powers.
average Peter is eating a sandwich
-DP: yeah but he is at least in the mutant timline whichever it is… OH WAIT YOU are lucas lee too right? was he a mutant?
-BRANDON ROUTH in his scott pilgrim character: NO HE WASEN’T
DP: Oh shut up superman (he throws a knife towards him)
brandom routh reduces his size (atom from the arrowverse) dodges the knife and grows with a superman costume
BRANDON ROUTH: JA!
deadpool throws milk at him (or an eggs, the milk thing could be misunderstood now that i think about it) and hits superman´s in the face,. a scott pilgrim sign appears -100PT vegan powers canceled
brandon routh jumps in chiri’s evans’s arms (with his scott pilgrim costumes) and they go out the place on a skate board screaming “MULTIFRANCHISE-BROOOOSSSS!!!!”
green lantern (to TJ MILLER’s CHARACTER): don’t you dare to mention it!
In the first Cable scene, Deadpool should make a big deal about him supposed to be filming Avengers: Infinity War
Cable Shows Up
DP: Josh Brolin?! You’re the bad guy we all care about!
Cable: Yeah, time travel is great
DP: I know right! That stone sure is useful!
Cable: Wait what stone?
DP: The Time stone from Doctor Strange
Cable: Didn’t you say I was the greatest villain
DP: You thought I meant Cable?! No! Thanos is all we care about! You think this movie will have box office success, no way, I was just on my way to the movie theatre to watch Infinity War! This movie is screwed anyway!
Cable: I agree! I’ll come with you
DP: Yay!
Cuts to a scene with Deadpool and Cable watching the Infinity War HISHE with a bunch of people with 2018 movies like T’Challa, Owen from Jurassic World, Blue the Raptor, etc. The theatre would be named “Lost Cause Theatre”
Thanos comes in and kills everyone except Deadpool, and he goes to the Super Café
DP: We never even finished the movie, Josh Brolin somehow duplicated himself and Thanos killed everyone except me, would you guys have died
SM: No! I’m too powerful
BM: No
SM: Don’t ask
DP: I’m gonna do it
SM: No
DP: Yes
SM: No
DP: Why would you not die
And in RIP headphone users mode, Batman goes
BECAUSE
I’M
BATMAN
After Deadpool is dead, Mickey Mouse shows up like DP did in how Logan should have ended and revived him saying, “Oh no you don’t! We did NOT spend millions of dollars on FOX for you to just die on us! We need you for the next movie!”
DP: Damn it! Well, at least it’s still gonna be rated R
Mickey Mouse: yeah about that…(shows title card for Deadpool 3 with it saying rated PG under his name)
DP: NOOOO!
(Suddenly pans to Ryan Reynolds waking up from a nightmare in cold sweat out of breath)
RR: oh…oh thank goodness…thank goodness that’s not real
(Hears a knock on the door and opens to see the all current Marvel characters in the MCU)
Captain America: Hey Deadpool! Welcome to Disney!
RR: NOOOOO!
(As he’s saying no, it pans out and shows he’s in the Disney castle as the Disney castle logo has the shooting star flying over it)
Hmmmm. Strange…
I feel out of the loop.
During the attack in the Ice Box, when Cable asks Deadpool:
Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I’m Batman.
Batman: He is not Batman !!!
(Batman appears and stops Cable and all the mutants)
Deadpool: Thanks batsy, but I had it under my contr…
(Batman punches Deadpool and he leaves him lying on the floor)
Deadpool: You’re so dark. Are you sure you’re not from Dawn of Justice (BatmanvSuperman)?
Batman: It’s just I don’t like the idea that someone stealing my name. Do you know why?
Deadpool: Because you..
Batman: BECAUSE I’M BATMAN !!!!
How about Deadpool, Negasonic and Collasus found Russel.
Deadpool: Russel right?
Russel: Fire Fist!
Deadpool: Fire Fist… Really. (Feel Not impress but chuckled)
Russel Fire at Negasonic.
Deadpool: No, Fire Fist should punch the opponent in close range.
Collasos and other police listen Deadpool said was make sense. They boo at them.
Russel: Aaaah.
Deadpool: How about we call you ‘Fire Blaster’.
Russel (Really like it): Hmmm. Not bad.
Deadpool: Also change the subject why are you attack the people.
Russel: Well, keep other mutants inside the house than we been abuse mutants by the principle and the other teacher.
Deadpool talk to Teachers.
Deadpool: Is this true?
Principle: W-well no… I never to do that to him…
Teacher: You know his run out control why not call us?
Deadpool talk Collasaus.
Deadpool: Collasus check inside the school.
Collasause check inside found Mutant fugitive, the teacher with arms than Collausos beat them up.
What do you think
Since Brad Pitt was the vanisher, I want to see him not die and show up right at the moment Deadpool goes to take the bullet. But be like “hey guys took me forever to find you, y’all left me… *Gets hit by bullet*”
*Russel:* _(scared)_ Stay Back! Or Justin Bieber dies!
*Deadpool:* HA…
*Negasonic Teenage Warhead:* _(panicking and charging up an attack)_ HOW’D YOU FIND OUT!?! I HAVE BOOBS NOW!!! DID CAITLYN TELL YOU!?! IF SHE DID I’M GONNA MAKE SURE EVERYONE CALLS HIM ‘BRUCE’ AGAIN!!!
*Russel:* _(shocked)_ It was just a pun, like if I saw you now I’d call you Goku.
*Deadpool:* _(laughing)_ Dude! You just exposed yourself _(bluntly)_ Also, can you do Canada a favour and let me put a bullet in your head?
*Negasonic Teenage Warhead/Justin Bieber:* @^%#$
*Captain America:* _(throwing his mighty shield at Negasonic)_ Language!!!
Cable: fun isn’t something one considers when taking over the universe
Deadpool: gets torn in half by juggernaut
Cable: but this.. does put a smile on my face
Dp: ok thanos thanks for the monologue
Cable: who the-
Captain America: language!
Satan Lee: did I make it in time for infinity war?
Deadpool: no but I can fix that!
Stan Lee, dp, and cable: turns to dust in Wakanda…
Stan Lee: reappears out of absolutely nowhere
Stan Lee : Looks at camera
Stan lee: it’s quite interesting of you to assume I can die.
Deadpool going insideout
do collossus as boris badinov cause his accent was so bad…moose and squirrel…natasha etc
Deadpool sharpens the butterknife and calculates the wind
Deadpool reads the scrip to find out he was gonna get shot, and subtracts only the bullets Cable needs so he can go back to his own time
Deadpool: Oh my gosh is that
Juggernaut : I’m……..batman
Deadpool goes back in time and stops Marvel from selling x-men and other movie rights to Fox. He then punches Tony Stark in the face before the start of the first Iron Man movie and makes the first MCU movie a deadpool movie. He then ends up leading the Avengers and kickstarting the Marvel Cinematic Universe, concluding with an alternate Avengers Infinity War where he’s wearing the infinity gauntlet instead of Thanos.
Do deadpool went back into time to save his girlfriend
The main X-men help out
Have a scene where Deadpool goes back in time and gives himself a bag full of guns in the first movie so he can kill Francis before the X-men show up avoiding the whole first movie
Cable puts on the infinity gantlet and snaps his fingers and Deadpool falls down while he’s with his girlfriend and he says Mr Stark I don’t feel so good
Bill scarseguards character turns into pennywise and turns in to the X-Men origins Deadpool
“You can’t stop your fears Wadie.”
When Deadpool is recruiting the x force team have GREEN LANTERN apply.
Dp: Who do we have next?
Green Lantern: Hey I’m Greee
Dp: Zip it box office failure, I dont care about your magical marriage ring. I have one already *holds finger up with ring pop on finger.
Green Lantern: Do i know you?
Dp: Flashes Wade Wilson face
Instead of cable guy, it’s Thanos and he snaps the kid into dust
Right as.deadpool and the gang are about to fight juggernaut and save fire fist all the X-men show up and beat him to it.
Wan dedpool gets riped apart by jugenut, spider man comes in and the spiderman theme song comes on, then spider man puts his instent kill and shoots jugnut rite the hed the end.
Ik this has been posted too many times but:
*time travel to when Peter Parker/Spider-Man dies in Infinity War*
Spider-Man: I’m sorry… *turns to dust*
Deadpool: *grabs vacuum* I got this!
have deadpool comparing wanking when in toddler legs form to using the saturday night stranger (making your hand go numb first)
Cable is about to cuss and captain America comes in as and yells LANGUAGE!!!
Deadpool dies then the movies over
When they try to shoot the girlfriend have Spider-Man come in to help and when the bullet comes have Deadpool shield Spider-Man (gunman wasn’t even shooting at Spider-Man)
Anything with Peter
Deadpool is in the superhero cafe after “fixing the timeline”
Superman: are you sure that was a good idea? I mean, the X-Men timeline has already been altered enough but now you’re altering–
Deadpool: “OH NO! MY LOIS IS DEAD!! I NEED TO FLY AROUND THE WORLD TO REVERSE TIME!!” [Laughs]
Batman: Actually, I think Supes is right.
Deadpool: what? You’re [bleep] kidding right?
Batman: You didn’t just mess with your timeline, you messed with the official timeline of Earth.
Deadpool: oh come on, I saved Ryan Reynolds from that awful Lantern movie, what could I have changed?
Superman: now Captain Planet is the most successful superhero franchise,
Batman: The Avengers performed poorly at the box office,
Superman: and the X-Men got a new director…again.
Deadpool: oh no, it’s not that Shyamalan guy is it?
Batman: It’s Joel Schumacher.
Deadpool: … [Beep]. Did they at least get someone good to play the professor?
Superman: Nic Cage.
Deadpool runs out of the cafe before Superman finishes saying Nic Cage.
Batman: I worry about that guy.
Deadpool: [runs past the window] count me in!! Woo-hoo!!
Superman: yeah, me too.
When Deadpool travels back in time have him run into a bunch of different time travelers. (Like Doctor Who, Hermione Granger, terminator, etc)
dp somehow goes to thanos: guess who stole ya girlfriend?
thanos: *snaps*
deadpool: ok who will win, your gauntlet or my body trying to regenerate the stuff that dusts away? oh and btw if i lose, can someone get a vaccuum and get my dust?
They should make How Coco Should Have Ended
Deadpool is reaveled as spider man
“Well that’s just lazy writing. What did they do, ask the fans to write?”
Im just here to say how infinity war should have ended – Dr. Strange cuts off Thanos hand by his portal.
He could cut off anything He wanted actually 😉
Deadpool is actually Slade lol
Tie in the scene where he saves Logan with the time machine from the Logan hishe
When dead pool tries to sacrifice himself for the kid. Before he gets shot Thanatos snaps his fingers and every body but deadpool dissolve and deadpool just shrugs it off goes back in time help the avengers to kill Thanatos in infinity war
During the Xmen cameo let Deadpool see them and ask where the **** have they been during my troubles
Thanos brag about him winning
A Cable or/and Colossus wedding with deadpool
At the post-credits scene when negasonic is with the cable time machine the Doc Brown arrives and says: What is this ,a bracelet! You didn’t hear me when I said If you’re going to build a time mach…You know what! Just let me do this.
the first deadpool with no mouth should show up at the interview. I dont know what the dialog would be
Deadpool kills Ryan Reynolds.
Cable comes in: Wait aren’t you played by him?
Normal Deadpool blabber.
Deadpool is fading away because wibbily wobbly timey whimey stuff.
Deadpool says: Mr. Thanos I don’t feel so good
Deadpool finds out what happens to Spider-Man in infinity war and goes into a strop with Cable
Cable:Who are you?
DP:I’m Batman
Batman:NO your not
Batman appears from the top of the prison and hands DP a paper saying “BAT SUBPOENA”
Cable walks off screen
Batman: BECAUSE! I’M!! BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP:(on knees)NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raphael:Join the club
Multiple gun shots
All of X force survive the skydive and cable is on the ground and says that was close I thought the team was going to die just like that *clicks his fingers* and the ones that died in the film turn to ashes
Cable – to Cyclops : “Scott, I’m your…”
Scott (suddenly looking very scared): “…father?”
Cable : “SON!”
Have Deadpool go back in time and save wolverine
DP: STOP CRYING LIL WOLVY I GOTTA SAVE YOUR OLD MAN!!!
wolverine: WADE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!! I thought stricker shut you up.
DP:he’s dead and me who sucks is also dead. I actually just kinda died but thanos here saved me.
Cable:this does put a smile on my face.
DP he can be weird sometimes
X-23 Logan who is this guy.
DP shoots clone Logan in the head before he kills Logan
DP:boom bi
Colossus: language
After infinity war hishe and deadpool 2 hishe can you do a jumanji welcome to the jungle hishe
Celine Dion: “Okay, I sang that song for your silly little movie. Now it’s your turn to do a favour for me*
Deadpool: “Oh no…”
*Celine and (reluctantly) Deadpool reenact the classic ‘king of the world’ moment from Titanic*
Deadpool (apathetically): “…I’m king of the world…”
Celine (encouragingly): “Say it like you mean it!”
Deadpool (getting into it): “I’m king of the WORRLD”
*Celine claps*
Celine: “Now do the ballroom scene!” [referring to Beauty and the Beast]
Deadpool: “Uughhh… should have gotten Mariah instead..”
Celine: “…What did you say?!”
Deadpool (awkward laughs): “Nothing..”
Deadpool is at x mansion and asked why he never sees any other X-Men. Then they all appear and Professor X says that he’s in the wrong timeline and he doesn’t care anymore. Then another X-Men asks if they can erase the timeline again. Professor x says all in time when Disney buys us just wait for it. Or you can just ask cable which ever one suits you best. Then Deadpool says that’s a great idea! And then cuts to post credit scene!
*Deadpool is in his apartment. The door handle falls off when trying to use it*
Deadpool: “Whyy am I working freelance? I should just rejoin the special forces. They’re sure to take me back now that I have superpowers”.
*Cut to Deadpool lying on a reclining chair next to his huge pool outside mansion*
Deadpool: “I followed the American Dream. Selling out…”.
*sips coffee*
after credit scene
Deadpool time travels to the time when his parents were deciding what to name him and tell them to name him Hugh Jackman :p
Cable appears in the present, but appears like thanos
Oops! Wrong movie!
deadpools calls out to death and she brings back vanessa, cable’s family, kills the mobster, the doc and orderlies that tortured rusty and deadpool has a heart to heart with rusty to stop him from killing. the end
-Are u batman?
No IM BATMAN
NO!!!! I hated the other one, at least give us one deadpool with just you guys PLEASE!!
Make one were the time traveler got shot before he could time travel
*Weasel being interrogated. He is into BDSM.*
Weasel: “No… please ‘don’t’ interrogate me. I bruise easily. No… ‘don’t’ slap me. No… ‘don’t’ call me a bad boy. …Yeah…”
*Cable is shocked*
During the prison fight, The Terminator shows up and tells the kid, “come with me if you want to live.”
Here’s an idea,
Thanos: ” you should have gone for the head”
Deadpool appears behind him
Deadpool: “Thanks for the advice.”
Deadpool cuts off Thanos’ head…with a light Saber
Thor is confused.
Deadpool: “To quote a demi god from a Disney movie, You’re Welcome!”
Deadpool goes on his merry way sing You’re Welcome from Disney’s Moana
Shows video of Deadpool getting snapped in half in prison.
Future dp says “that could have gone better”
Future dp jumps to past meeting cable at prison and says “hey, so I know this is super weird, but in the future we become good friends and I stop you from killing that little kid. See I have your time travel device and it’s all fixed and stuff”. Cable shoots Deadpool and grabs device. Uses device to jump into past and shoot kid. Then uses device to jump to future.
Cue shot Deadpool “that could have gone better. Dang, I should have saved Vanessa first”.
As the death scene keeps going on and on and on and… DP: Alright, this has gone on long enough! Take the damn collar off of me.
When Thanos snaps his fingers
Deadpool would time travel to save the avengers and join in
*Deadpool is walking down the street. Everyone’s looking at him. He feels on top of the world. Waves.*
Deadpool: “I’m just your average world-saving superhero. No need to stare.”
*He passes the crowd. Realises his fly was undone the whole time. That’s why everyone was looking at him.*
Deadpool: “Oh..”
I know this is my favourite channel.
But I don’t have any ideas.
Maybe you could point out how after the first fight with Deadpool and Cable, either one of them could of just gone back to the jail for Russell instead of going back to there home bases. Seriously, nothing was stopping them from going back, especially Cable.
I think when Deadpool say mather canpetian America say league
Deadpool goes back in time to save Logan
I don’t know, but I want thanos to be the one who says “languaje” in the final “motherf…” of Nick Fury.
*Deadpool is on the Hugh Jackman Wikipedia page*
*Hits edit button*
*Types and says aloud: “HUGH JACKMAN IS A 2460 NONE”* [Reference to his role in Les Mis as prisoner 24601]
*Sits in satisfaction at new article*
I’d love to see a scene with Gail Simone (who wrote Deadpool for a stint, and is also responsible for the site Women in Refrigerators) chiding the DP2 writers for “fridging” Vanessa just to accelerate Wade’s character development. Fridging is not only sexist, outdated and cliched, it’s also lazy writing.
(At Suler Cafe )Deadpool calls Cable Thanos,and Cable says “It’s true.” And Thanos comes out of Cable and says “Gotta be prepared for next week.”
*Everyone writing there ideas… may I be the first to say YES AVENGERS INFINITY WAR HISHE IS NEXT WEEK*
When he doesn’t have his powers he goes up a building and commits suicide because his wife died and kid proceeds to kill everything in his path. The end
Deadpool just calls the X Men to fight Fire Fist and then kills everyone
Just popped in my mind
*In X-men facility*
Colossus: So after you blew yourself to bits, I was able to recover… most of you”
Deadpool: “Most of me…? Which part couldn’t you find? Oh noo…”
*Feels his face*
Deadpool: “Phewww.
*Feels his junk*
Deadpool (whispers in close-up): “…What have I done…”
When the Juggernaut says “ I’m going to rip you in half now “ The Juggernaut from x men last stand says “ I’m the real Juggernaut b***h
*Wicked parody*
“It’s coming. Now? The baby’s coming. And how! I see a nose. I see a curl. It’s a healthy, perfect, lovely, little…”
*Deadpool pops out without his mask*
Deadpool: “Deadpool!!”
* Midwife screams and faints*
At the end show Ryan Reynolds like really him saying some joke about making fun of animators or the studio
Finish infinity war
…Your Stan Lee impersonation sounds a lot more like Strongbad.
*Deadpool arm wrestles Mr Incredible*
*Mr Incredible snaps Deadpool’s arm off*
Have deadpool use the time machine to round up all the xmen, both their younger and older versions. Then have him travel with the xmen into Avengers Infinity War and have them all team up against Thanos
I was exited instead I got an ad
Cable: Who are you?
Deadpool: I’m Batman
Batman: Hey, you can’t say that, because I’m Batman
The Avengers should go and ask Deadpool: Where were you when we needed you?!?!? xD
When the post credit scenes come,the other Deadpool should be unable to open his claws……
Instead of the juggernaut been in the cage it’s the incredible hulk and the hulks appears at the end and goes Hulk Sad and cries
Why didn’t firefist unlock their collar in prison with the pen from his prison pocket like he did at the end of the movie?
i have see the movie 2 times an its really good
Deadpool uses the time machine device to go back in time to be in Infinity War and brings Cable with him so they both can kill Thanos in Thor’s ship in outer space.
Deadpool: do we have that in slow motion?
Director: yep, and it looks sooooooo cool.
Hear bangs and zaps.
Palpatine: I’m the new director and I say no slow motion! But we shall rule the directing world with the power of the dark side.
Cable is fighting Deadpool in the shower block.
Deadpool: you know this seems extremely famil-
T-800 bursts through the wall.
T-800: where is John Connor?
Deadpool: I don’t know? Are you his obligatory father figure?
T-800: affirmat-
T-1000 interrupts and attacks the T-800, leading the fight offscreen.
Deadpool: sorry what were we talking about?
Cable: killing the kid
In one part where cable and Deadpool fight!!! quick silver stops time and brings cable to Thanos and quicksilver brings cable to fight Thanos and it turns out the avengers is fighting cable and the X-force is fighting Thanos!!!
DP:Do you wanna know how i got these scars
Cable:youre not gonna say from batman are you?
do one of the aftercredits and make it alternative
INFINITY WAR HISHE YAAAAASS
How about when cable gose back in time to save dead pool he puts a chimichanga in his pocket saving him because it was months old
DP says “I’m Batman” then Batman shows up
Deadpool saves his girlfriend
When Deadpool saves Vanessa at the end, it erases the rest of the movie, it fast forwards to the cafe and cable, domino, and Deadpool sitting at the table lookin at each other discussing they look familiar but don’t know each other. Deadpool looks at the camera and goes “well that was an unintended consequence.”
it shouldn’t have ended
In the scenes when he’s in the X-Mansion, have him constantly looking for x-men, who are all hiding in ridiculous places like the chandelier or inside a large vase or in a closet, while he yells out “Come out come out wherever you are!” and they all peek out when he walks past their hiding place
And then they died, just straight up died
When deadpool ask cable :” you’re so dark do you come from dc ?”
Then cable reveal himself as dead stroke and he said ” stop copying me you b*tch”
How about instead of just Colosuss fighting Juggernaut, the whole X-men team including Wolverine and Professor X shows up and Deadpool is all like “Yay even more CGI fighting!”
Dr strange appears and says that the Cables time travel is disrupting the space time continuum.
Cable ATTACKS
Dr strange: oh no u don’t (freezes him in time)
DP: wow so you can do that to him but not thanos hmm…interesting!
DP steals the time stone off dr strange goes back in time to where he saw cable in the villain pub and KILLS him!
Cuts to super cafe-
DP : an then I killed him!
Superman: You can’t just destroy the infinity war timeline like that!
DP: wow that’s rich coming from you “Mr fly around the world really fast and destroy the timeline”
Batman: I would save the day without ruining the timeline.
DP: And why is that. Eyes sparkling waiting for it …
Batman: because I’m batman!!
DP: Yes, yes you are ya know if I played my cards right I could have been you
Batman: what?
DP : nothing
Peter kills everything or doctor strange saves DP girlfriend
Can cable just go back in time and save his wife or just bring his wife before dying and save her
Can deadpool go back in time and stop the X-Men Apocalypse movie
Chris Evans auditions for X-Force first as Human Torch then as Cap , *Gets the shield that have been sitting aside since he came .
In the scene where Cable puts the coin on where the bullet will hit Deadpool, deadpool jumps and the bullet accidentaly hits his head and not his chest
Lady death should show up and crush on deadpool
I’m so ready for next week!!!! 😍❤️💙💚💜🖤
What if when Peter says that the high winds were coming, but at the last minute saves everyone except shatterstar, who he just pushes out.
*in helicopter above convoy*
Deadpool: “alright get ready to jump!”
Domino: “why don’t we just land this helicopter instead of jump from it? I mean most people here probably won’t survive the landing considering the wind and the fact that they haven’t skydived before… plus if I land the chopper we’ll all not die”
Deadpool: “luck doesn’t fix everything! It’s not vibranium!”
*Film ends
Deadpool: “I guess luck does fix everything”
*Quicksilver shaking his head in the background
Deadpool should walk down the hall in X-men manor and each room has the most famous characters from each franchise. New X-men, old, X-men, avengers, Justice League, then the girls from the sisterhood of the traveling pants 👖
Have deadpool meet his twin brother
When captain America will throw the shield and say language deadpool should shoot captain America in the face
Deadpool should go back in time to fix his face. It was his whole motivation of the first film after all.
Pinkie Pie, we need Pinkie Pie
When they are battling against Juggernaut Wolverine appears. Yukio says “Hi Logan” Wolverine “Hi Yukio” and then they kisses. Negasonic says “What!”.
Instead of xforce jumping from a plane they just take the taxie so no one can die
Juggernaut Scene
Juggernaut comes in ripping deadpool in half.Then deadpool looks at the camera and say “Well,There goes my movie.See you in 2 more years.”
Deadpool goes back in time and saves Logan.
When deadpool see cable and said thanos then the thanos came up and said “oops wrong movie sorry guys”
SPOILER
At the end of the film he could have just gone back in time and saved the entire xforce
Also goes back in time and saves the DCEU from all their mistakes or just kills their directors
Also also goes back in time and saves wolverine from ever dying in Logan
Russel: SAY IT!!!!
Headmaster: YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION!!!
Tim Roth: No, I an The the Abomination!!!
Deadpool: Look, somebody remembers The Incredible Hulk.
End Credit Scene:
Deadpool shows up on Titan when everyone is holding the gauntlet, he deadpools-his-way and gets the gauntlet from Thanos and puts it on. He turns Thanos into a (your goofy thing of choice) and then walks away.
DP(to Spidey): Well hey there~
Spidey: I’M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THIS…MR. STARK HELP
Tony: You’re never gonna be an avenger DP!
DP: *holds up fox contract*
**contract fades away like snap**
**Deadpool proceeds to bleep**
The end.
deadpool time travel to the future and bring logan to defeat red tank
also he can go back in time to save the avengers by shot thanos in the face
Jungernaut does a superhero Landing
*Deadpool:* You know guys I was thinking on parachuting to the prisoner transport but I guess just falling from the freeway like I did in the first movie will work again.
Disclaimer: I only barely remember the scene, so apologies for the inaccurate lines
*Deadpool knows about the high winds*
Let’s jump anyway! XForce, ready?
*From the cockpit*
HERES A BRIGHT IDEA! Let’s wait a bit for the high winds to pass so your almost entire team doesn’t die like a final destination scene?
everytime cable shows up terminator bgm plays.
and cable says “asthala vistha”
After DP kills Ryan make DP fade away saying I don’t feel so good fox
Here’s how it should have ended. Everyone involved should have been shot before it was even being made!
Have the terminator theme playing whenever Cable appears.
On his way through limbo he should bump into Martha and say “Sorry Adam”
Cable appears first time in thanos face when deadpool calls him thanos, snap his finger many times but deadpool still alive, turn to ash and healing
hello
When Deadpool reverses time to save peter he saves vanisher ( brad pitt ) as well. 😜😛
Dead pool revived Logan from the dead and they kill juggernaut saving the day
Make Deadpool’s supersuit green!! Because he changed the timeline by killing Green lantern