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Joe Rogan Experience #2249 – Yannis Pappas & Chris Distefano
Get War Mode on Joe
Distefino is not funny. Feel bad for the guy
The boys getting in some of Joe Rogan’s fumes before 5 minutes in, fantastic
i think joe has talked to way too many smart people because he literally asks questions like “why would you do that’ its a fucking joke lol
Why was I blanking on who Chris Distefano was? Chrissy D?! How?
I bet Joe smells like a step dad lol
Oregano pills made my glue gun leak
Rogan needs goblin on
IT IS KETO! π
Three minutes in and joe already got them smelling his masculine sent. What a power move.
Omg the first minute and 4 seconds of laughing my ass off what the f***
this was the closest thing to an snl sketch ive ever seen (the dude who couldn’t light a cigar using it to make a point about Muslim armies! priceless!)πππ
Hi Jamie! “pull up a video were these guys smell my ampit”.
Make no mistake Joe doesnβt understand the Hyhenas references and Iβm here for it
I am not going to believe that Chris is as dumb as he is acting
His choices of what to shit on, attempt to make jokes about, itβs very inconsistent.
How has nobody ever taught Joe how to actually light a cigar? Robert Kelly had to break Ari down. You never never pull the flame through the cigar with your breath because the flame has excess butane and it saturates your cigar and changes the flavor entirely entirely so you should hold the cigar in one hand and the flame in the other and light it like you would a stick get the end nice and red and then start puffing it without the lighter
He is like the new chick at a party that doesn’t know what to do with her drink when she takes a sip for the first time
him calling about bobby lee but not saying his name is to funny poor bob always thinking people don’t like him we love you bobby
ππππ reaction to first time light cigar πππ
it’s impossible to download your consciousness into anything but you can replicate it by creating a digital version of it, our personalities and consciousness is just a 3d mapping of stored information (memories) that were formed through the various experiences we experienced in life. The elites are about to hide in their dums and nuke the surface and they don’t have to worry about radiation when they resurface if they resurface in robotic bodies
hell yea the hyenas are BACKKKKK!!! ladder 14 coming to see you in a different way
Painful watching this dude trying to smoke a cigar
Just let them eat cake! Those types of spokespeople use that creepy just the tip voice.
Joe is way too stiff and squeaky to let these boys cook.
People dont care about the wes huff crap!! Bogus, boring crap
Laddah 14
Stop it! father f…son?gay f…gay… common…. America that shit get you to psihopat zombie land…stop…we all want to be like great America …. you have started to change to normal and Serbia is bean with you supporting MEGA, supporting all normal things that make you great in the beginning….
Lmfao Chrissy d choking on cigar π π€£ π hilarious happy new year πππ
They could smell them coming,seriously get a grip π
ππ₯³Happy 2025 Joe Rogan, God Bless You and God Bless Americaπ
Damn joe has his comic concubines smelling his arm pits now
Thats not even the correct way to light a cigar lol You torch the end for a bit first before bringing it to your mouth to puff. Goobers
Wess huff cause everyone said so π
Probably because Puerto Rico has zero Venomous snakes that are native to the land
Dude has low testosterone and says it but must not know it or would get trt
Every time Joe talks about quantum computing for the proof of a multiverse. I just get so frustrated. Just because you have a system that is so slow and inefficient using normal processing to do encryption for zeros and ones and comparing it to quantum computing doesn’t mean that a multiverse is real. It means that one system is more efficient than the other. If we use the entire universe to create ants that could write all the works of Shakespeare and they couldn’t do it before the universe ended but a human brain can do it in a lifetime, it doesn’t mean that a human brain is connected to multiple universes. It means a different processing system is better at doing a specific task.
That was Theo lol 17:15
Holy scrap I recognize Ted Nugent in the first few notes!
Where is WES!!!
I only want to buy their meme coin if I can store them in my prison wallet.
Smell your king you peasants
Excited for Wes Huff. Peace be with you Joe π
Too scared to name and shame president Musk and VP Trump.
Cowards.
Don’t hurt poor little Joe’s oligarch loving feelings π
I hate snake they make my hair rise on my neck. I believe it is in my DNA I am half Mexican and my people have been avoiding snakes for 1000s of years….
Please Joe please never bring back Konstantin Kisin.. I’m so tired of that MF π’
You dudes keep torching the crap outta real nice cigars. Like every time you light one in every show. Slow and low hommie. Get a zippo. You’ll look cool and everyone will like you.
You watch. Joe rogan calls guest retarted cancel him
I made it 30 seconds in and I’m out.
17:04 I wonder if he’s referring to Anthony Cumia π