Joe Rogan Experience #2434 – Kurt Metzger
Kurt Metzger is a comedian, writer, and host of “The Derp with Kurp” podcast.
https://www.youtube.com/@kurtmetzgercomedy
https://www.kurtmetzgercomedy.com
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better help is a another mafia front to get your dirty deets in the blackmail system
Dolphins have larger frontal cortex, but they are much less neuronally dense than humans
So they’re probably not smarter
just watch john wick all of the systems are in there, just different names.
Please no more comedians 😂
Kurp not going deep enuff how Chavez fckd the U.S. over oil in 2010…taking 11 U.S. oil rigs.
There’s other shit too but it wont gel with kurps disdane of trump..
The vitamin D was big brains calculating,basically,the wrong response curve in “average” persons response to 25- hydroxyvitamin d doses.
So there’s that…
the Art is how they buy their way “in” and its how they pay for things they don’t want traced. the art dealers are money launders, and influence peddlers.
Bout time…the devil shits himself when Kerp’s feet hit the floor every fkn morning! Absolute Legend!
I hope KURP mentions Fort Hawk Tuah
I watched Derp with Kurp, then tried to watch Jesse Michels but all I could think about was Kurt yelling that it’s a psyop and a new religion. Then Bledsoe said “if you’re skeptical it won’t let you in” and had to shut it off and came here for more Kurp.
WAIT!!! How has Nick Bryant never been on JRE???????
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This is a 6 claw cast!
Things moving so fast we need Elon Musk again 😊
Gay
Did y’all see Joe on Kill Tony with Ari Matti yesterday talking about juice? Never seen Joe so uncomfortable. Mixed with his new attitude lately…dude got the ‘visit’ for sure.
I dunno he sounds Jewish
I wear a mask as I’m embarrassed because I have major teeth problems and am in the process of having them all removed in order to get dentures. British teeth what can I say 😂. Sometimes people have reasons!
Kurt puts the k in conspiracy
Why would DT pardon the president of Honduras, if he is really fighting rugs?? 😂🤣😂
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lol – he shut down Kurt right when he started connecting the hollywood shit lol
How is Kurp bringing up Nimza and the Collins and not making the connection to the Collins elite.
Damn I didn’t recognize him in the thumbnail
I read somewhere that cocaine prices on the street have fallen significantly.
So is Hegseth blowing up the boats of the CIA’s competition to protect their profits?
The Venezuela propaganda being a nice bonus?
Derp!
Lord Charizard
Rogan has been bought and paid
This guy should stick to jokes and not politics
When Joe lets Kurt ramble it is great! In other ones he talks over him some times and it gets annoying
In Psalm 62:09 God says that earthly royals are’ t real.
JOE ROGAN GOT EYE PLASTIC SURGERY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH just like my pathetic mom did.
“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life” JESUS CHRIST
Kurt has a lot of #AntiWhitism? MK-Ultra much?
Kurp really derped this episode. I love me some Kurp
1:48:20 Wow, we didn’t have getting featured on Joe Rogan on our 2026 bingo card. Thanks for the shout out Jamie!
Classic jre episode. Like it.
Super fun!
Joe won’t dare hold Trump’s feet to the fire. He’s a complete shill now, probably unknowingly.
KURP!
If the Left was a person.
Since the 4yh century Pope Gregory Africanus suppressed the fact that Lucifer has a bloodline on this earth too. They were Anciently called Kenites today they are called Khaazarian Mafia.
This is what the skull and bones obsession is all about. Look at Netanyahus head. Do you see how in the back it is completely smooth like a payopaths? It has know bump on the back
Kurp is a treasure, what a guy!
I am starting a GoFund Me page for rhinestones for Kurt’s skeleton glove
Imma pass on this one. this they type shit you listen to more than 5 mins yo ass getting autism or worse schizophrenia😵💫🫨
If you continue to believe in mainstream religions, you will continue to come back as a human, farm for your loosh and continue to experience endless suffering, this earth is a loosh farm
Ever thought about whatever most people on earth are burning during auspicious days, since Shang dynasty, other than to tell time & to repel insects, do you think those things they burn actually goes to their ancestors or gods or they are actually feeding the archons or the prison guards of this electromagnetic field earth prison?
Next question,how do you actually know that what over one billion people are burning today are going to ancestors ? Is every soul linked up to a social security number that miraculously receives whatever offerings you burn for them? It’s ridiculous.
Beside if there are a few hundred million ancestors, most souls would be reincarnating and if the ancestors have reincarnated, whatever they are burning or offering are not going to the ancestors, meaning these souls are back on earth, why the hell would they need burning offerings or incense? Have you ever thought about who the masses are actually offering or praying to?
If the deceased has already moved on to the next phase of their lives ? Who are you praying to? Who are you burning your offerings to???
The masses are feeding entities disguise behind the image of ancestors & Gods, and these entities are known as archons, they are like the prison warden of this earth
Besides fear; archons feed on the energy of worship too.
How do the masses actually know where humans go after death ? Or if they are able to receive after death?
What’s mainstreaming in society isn’t truth but an endless trap of reincarnation and feeding of archonic entities
There are signs everywhere that one of the ways feeding these archonic entities with “Good” energies instead of negative energies is veiled through mainstream religions worship sites, even the same for a simple prayer to these false Gods. Your beliefs, your energies channels through these belief systems only to feed these archonic entities hidden behind mainstream religions.
Here’s a fact worth pondering over. Guanyin or the goddess of mercy is of royal blood, Gautama Siddhartha or Buddha is also of royal blood, jesus; house of David also of royal blood, mother Mary is also of royal blood… Muhammad is of the most prominent nobility family in Arab…lord shiva is also of royal blood…They all have something in common and it’s nobility, royal blood..it’s time to wake up….the few pulling the strings for the archons, behind these religions…they own your lives, your energies, your beliefs, your faiths, your worships that itself on a mass scale, feeding towards these negative entities in disguise is very scary, don’t seek for a higher power outside of yourselves, this higher power has always live in each and every one of humans on earth 👁️
If all of you know that this higher power lives in you, yourselves, there wouldn’t be a need for any temples, churches anymore, they fear.. And no more fighting over Nepal or India rights to where Buddha was born, no more Muslim killing one another or Christians blindly seek a god outside of themselves.
Realities for each individual cannot be rewritten once the soul contract between you & the archons was struck and once you reincarnate, you can only live through this stimulated reality towards the end, only the most of you cannot remember now.
When you die, the archons would make you feel guilty, take on the appearance of your loved ones and depending on your beliefs system or mainstream indoctrinated religions, the archons would take on the appearance of what you perceived as God or your beliefs, you would go through a “false trial of judgment” or false heavens after your death to trick you back into reincarnation, there will always be one more lesson, one more time to “learn or grow” one more lifetime to make it right, it’s an endless cycle until you see through these parasitic aliens/ archon’s trickery on this electromagnetic field prison (earth) and realise your true potential as a “sovereign”* soul.
The archons would give you a few timelines or roles to choose from and your soul would be made known to each of these role/timeline journey process, what you would “learn”; disguised as “growth”. Each of these roles/timelines “beginning”, “progresses” &”ending” is revealed to you then & once you choose any of these timelines & consents to rebirth, you would be slammed back into this living hell / earth, go through endless suffering and pain again, false worships, farmed for your “loosh”, it happens to every other humans that reincarnates back on earth, no matter who you are, no matter the classes or hierarchy ranks, you are a prisoner once you choose to reborn.
Your soul back then already knew which surname you would have, which family you will be born into, the people you will meet in this lifetime, the entire journey of this lifetime, different areas, every achievements, anniversaries, breakthroughs, events, occasions, what you would major in, fields, careers, who would be your family members, how you would leave this earth and exactly when you would leave this earth, how many children you would have, all the way towards the ending, For each infrastructure’s architectural plan must first be drafted completely before it can be built, it’s the same for rebirth, only that you don’t remember now.
If you remember the Disney animated movie called monster inc, you would remember monsters scaring children, filling tanks of fear, anxiety, despair, it portrays “loosh” in certain areas quite well, only that loosh is not produced only through negative emotions, well.. you can say that monster inc is a fiction story but….
The CIA and a few institutions like former monroe institute are not fiction; they learnt & understood reincarnations, loosh, higher consciousness. “Not the indoctrinations, mainstream religions teaching of “reincarnate”, or seeking a non existent foreign higher power outside of ourselves but rather about our higher consciousness.
The same for ancient gnostic teaching only that those teaching were burned down & persecuted by religions because these teachings taught people to seek a higher power within; instead of seeking foreign higher entities outside of themselves.
Because in this veiled societal system, especially mainstream religions; you never know what you are praying to…
**You cannot change your soul contract/ fate once you are on earth, tricked into consenting with the archons, tricked into rebirth, tricked into this stimulated reality. However you can revoke any soul contract with the archons now while you are on earth and after you leave this earth, you can say this declaration to the archons on the last 7 layers of archonic trap with the last layer; facing the demiurge : “I am a sovereign soul, born of the eternal source and that no trickery, no guilt and no false light shall bind me, I recognise your illusions and i walk through it, I remember who I was, all lifetimes of me and i do not consent to your tricks and i am no longer bound, I am free… *I am one.
Don’t go chasing the false light in the tunnel nor listen to “loved one” voices, false heavens or seeking a “higher power, external God” that does not exist whose sole purpose is to trap you back into this electromagnetic field prison / earth with your unwavering foolish obedience on earth, when the time is ripe, be freed.
A wake is also awake. The potential of each human is not bounded to this material grounded reality, you can travel across realms, dimensions, create your own worlds, realities as higher consciousness / God.
For thousands of years, many different teachings including the gnostic scriptures were burned, teachings that taught humans to seek higher power within themselves not outside of themselves, not seeking an “indoctrinated; external, higher power God” that does not exist.
You have to remember who you were, all different lifetimes of experiences and that is one of the crucial points that can set you freed.
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Kurp looks so old for 48