There’s Always That ONE Guy in the Military 😂
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Honesty always wins 🎉
2nd 👍 1st comment love ya Sean.
A real man knows his limitations
the fat boy program comment sent me 💀
I wanna be in the NBA but I’m 5ft 8 or was 30 years ago but I’m sticking to it
shawns on the save my wife not everyones life program.
All too true😅
I wanted to be a SEAL too, but I am the worst runner in existence.
I can swim like a fish and even qualified 2nd class swimmer in Navy boot camp. I was 3 out of 90 that did it, but I was ALWAYS the last person to finish the run. Every run was me barely crossing the finish line in time. I was dry heaving into a trash barrel 5 minutes into every run. That’s with running shoes. The qualifications say you have to do the run in boots.
I stayed at a Holiday Express but still couldn’t make it as a Navy Seal.
The water, swimming, PT and since of self preservation did it for me.
My eyes kept me out as well … Just couldn’t “SEE” myself swimming in the ocean in cold miserable conditions 😂😂😂
A real man doesn’t need to sugar coat the truth to make himself look better 😅
🙏🙏🙏
I wanted to be a Seal, but the Army gave me way more options. I got everything I asked for and eventually wound up in flight school and got my wings as a Scout Helicopter Pilot. 🚁
I am the exact same way. My recruited suggested seals and i straight up told him no because i knew i would fail. Like i am good athletically but thats a whole level above me. Not to mention i dont have the ego either
He wanted to be a seal but became a walrus 😂😂😂😂 just kidding
Lol my boy took the asvab and they told him he could be a ranger till he showed up and they figured out that at 19 he already had fried lungs and was addicted to every drug on earth lol
Aarff aarff arrfff arrfff
I couldn’t pass the eye test either. 20/200 doesn’t help
I WANTED to be a brain surgeon, however, I smoked too much pot in high school while hanging out with the “cool kids” that I just couldnt seem to pass tests or ever do homework. My mother used to make excuses for me like..”he just got mixed in with the wrong crowd”. Hell, what she never realized was….I WAS the wrong crowd.
I failed out of prep… never even made it to BUDS. I was content and ended up as a SOIDC working with the teams 😂
We had a few buds duds on my ship. We were all tight, but knew we couldnt cut it
He wanted to be a seal but he was more of a walrus and knew it just wasn’t gonna work out. 😂😂
I never heard a single failure that easnt an injury or a roll over. Never heard a single person say. “I quit”
I was going to be a seal but they said I wasn’t allowed to wear my floaties
If they ever start a Navy Walrus team I’d reenlist and go in the Navy for that. Thats more my speed
I wanted to be a ….bear…
I tried to become a Navy SEAL, but I couldn’t find a publisher
Yeah I wanted to be in the seals too but im more of a potato chips on the couch kind of guy. 😅
I believe whatever he says after that.
I respect the hell out of this . Like 90% of us think we could do it and the numbers don’t support that shit at all 😂
How many ppl do u hear of the 200 SAS that dont make it better they all walkter kitty’s I passed p Cot and on the tain home everone was a
Das sad paras marines lol didnt recognize ant od them
WE CANT ALL BE BADASSES
LOL, good for you bro. That type of self reflection and honesty is an asset. Focus on what you can do and do that well and you’ll go far.
I wanted to be a green beret an broke my bsck in a car accident day before my 17th birthday.
I’ve never heard anyone else call it the “fat boy program” besides my dad who had to be in it for a short time while he was in the navy. He told me they made him do extra workouts after meals and before bed to the point that he wasn’t in the program long.
“We need seals because they’re tough” nah they just use new equipment hoping it’ll work for the next guy.