This Might Be the Best Recruiting Pitch EVER 😂
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balls twisted and then simunition? nah fam, they invented hell on earth for that recruiting pitch 😭
wtf did I us listen too 😮 😂
So grown men hold you down while naked and grab and squeeze your balls, while degrading you pretty much?, okay I guess. 😦
the way he just casually talks about simunition and head taping 💀 peak unfiltered storytelling
Yeah I can’t defend you on this one whoooaa grabbed by the testies why are you so obsessed with balls huh
This is the recruiting pitch that makes you question your life choices. 10/10 for the sheer audacity.
My brother was in fact hazed.
Still have scars from Gold Wings
This sounds more gay club.
These guys grantee make up a new story on the spot everytime they tell one
Blood striping.. semper fi
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Hazing almost always just sounds like repressed homosexuality 😂
Gay asf..
Wtf bro grabbing you and shaving your balls is crazy bro id start gouging eyes out before someone touches me 😭
My mother is a shellback!
I’m pitching a tent now 🤷♂️ (no Diddy)
And thus the idea for Mutually Assured Destruction came into being.
Delta would never tell these stories.
Sus
Literally why I never considered a fraternity ever in my life. When I went to college it was all validated when you went to frat parties. I will never be treated like that for the possibility to hang out with a bunch of douche bags
Seems pretty balls-focused. I miss the military 😢
Lots of balls grabbing…not my idea of fun
Sounds pretty gay
Why are seals so gay?
Hot
Dude, I won’t lie hazing is gay. Coming from a Marine, especially these stories, don’t get me wrong fucking around is one thing , me and my buddies did some crazy shit to each other but it wasn’t in the spirit of hazing, but the concept of “hazing” is gay.
That’s pretty gay
It is the navy after all 😂
Yep nothing gay here just pure straight fun, wtf is wrong with these people damn
I couldn’t get through without a dishonorable discharge. Embarrassed to admit my temper controls me. Even if I couldn’t fight back 5 on 1 during a hazing… id wait till everyone was sleeping and pick 1, wait a bit, get another back… would definitely not fly. Probably a good thing they wouldn’t let me in with my asthma despite being an athlete who adapted to it. Scored extremely high on my asvab. But back in 2011 any asthma no mater how resistant or minor asthma was, meant automatic no. Insane considering I became head of my boxing team at Penn state lol
GAYYYYY!!
Johngotti stayed away from idiots. And when they came fkr hom they all died. Sadly he never fought the feds
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Imagine being proud of this? Losers
Ah, the good old days. In college we the veterans would take the freshmen and play a game called bloody tacs. We placed thumb tacks on a board. We would show the freshman the board with thumb tacs on it. We would then being the freshman in blindfolded. We would put the freshman on a chair. They would be expecting to jump off the chair onto the thumb tacs aka bloody tacs. We would quickly switch out the board with tacs to a board with popcorn. Those who refused to jump were led out blindfolded and black balled from the team. Those who jumped, were accepted by the veterans.
I always knew the Navy was gay. Glad i was Army.
Wtf
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That’s why I never joined the military… I didn’t want to deal with degenerate people and get bossed around. I carry many weapons ready to defend our country but being treated like a piece of shit is ridiculous. I’ll challenge any of these guys to a 1 on 1 I’d knock the hell out of them! I don’t care what your pussy training taught you
It would be the last time
Prayers to our family in the military.
More ball play in the seals than in porn. I’m guessing they’re good at killing due to all the pent up anger they have from living in the closet all their lives.