Joe Rogan Experience #2265 – Kurt Metzger
Kurt Metzger is a stand-up comic, writer, and host of the “Can’t Get Right with Kurt Metzger” podcast. His latest special, “30 Minutes with Kurt Metzger,” is
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Is it just me or does this guy make absolutely no sense?
Get Jacob Barber on or we riot
KURRRRP!!! 🙏🏼❤️
KURP!
ALEX JONES
Tim Duncan liked this podcast.
Kurt may be on to some things…..
curt never got his joint
I have bitcoin on coinbase that I can’t access because I changed my email
Shirley mc clane! Was tripping balls on acid! She opened herself! up to demons💯! But she was very good friends with the Kennedy brothers! I believe, they knew☝️, aliens are demons, thats why they! And all of the founding fathers, believed in God, and worshipped him faithfully in church💯, They knew something we dont! They preached Feverishly😨! With fear and trembling! To be spared from the 👿, we lost our fear of God! Fear is healthy, fear the man God, who is coming to judge you💯 I feel fear! But with a smile, I will get to see Jesus’s face😔. Allegedly!
Talk about ADHD holy smokes kurt
Dam joe. I had the same experience at 5 years old. Parents were splitting and I was at a catholic school having the same dam thoughts in my head about the nuns. I asked God to save my dog from dying and he never stopped it, I just heard myself talking to myself 😅 age 30 I started to understand the voice.
Did anyone test any of the 100s Of Bottles of Baby Oil for drugs so when his victims are doused in it. They can’t move. I heard this recently from a victim that was being interviewed. That said that when he doused her with oil, she couldn’t move.
Right off the bat starting with the cult of Cybele and people castrating themselves in divine frenzy…boy do I wish Ammon Hillman was there at that moment lol
31:22 your friend is a fed
Prime example of ADHD Brain. And I’m in to it 😂
Kurt is a anomaly to be cherished, a crazy anomaly
Did Rogan quit smoking weed?
Gold purifies water
1:28:54 A legit genius angle on Egyptian Monotheism. That is was a clearing of the priesthood swamp. Polytheism ran rampant and got too much power. So the Pharoah consolidated religion. Wow that will have my mind jogging with that.
Bible, King James Version 8:44 Jesus said unto Israelis, your father the devil was a murder from the beginning and there is no truth in him. Jared Kushner directing Trump
Keep up joe
Gold is the original shitcoin
Hate the ads. Love Kurt
I believe Kurt is the spiritual successor to Norm.
God Bless your Jewish soul, Kurt.
I totally don’t get the joke with the “Meet The Cosby Kids/It’s A Girl” thing. Yes, I totally know about all the rape charges on Bill Cosby, but I’m not sure how that ties in with that Phil Hartman sketch. Please someone fill me in on this probably very obvious thing….I’m clearly slow.
making sure got that joint
Couldn’t click any faster, let’s go, I need to laugh
Trump was also just trying to change service members military history …
kerpie
Why is Kurt wearing a nose ring?
You can use gold in your body and not get an affection also probably very useful before antibiotics.
Erwin finkel can read sumerian….and you should invite him….is incredibe person….
I see ”Stand-up Comic” in the description I skip.
I am once again asking for Joe Rogan to purchase a box of Kleenex.
Kurp is alex jones 2.0 and i love it
2:00:55 bill Cosby purchased “Amos and Andy )
This guys a fucking mook 😂 Joes got some silly friends
You pronounce it wrong. It can be pronounced hard and soft depending. It’s cy as in sura, or cyborg, or Cyrus the great. And belle as in ba’al.
It’s agriculture. From Mesopotamia and Anatolia. The first organized people who worshiped the “fruits” of labor and war.
By war I mean wild beasts, neighboring hostilities, neanderthals in caves… Anyone threatening the developments and cooperatives of those hunter gatherer people who came together for a unified reason. Probably for food but also to share medicine, tools, resources etc. agriculture made that possible. It made it potentially easier to survive. And it served to begin asking and answering questions, like, “who are we” and “where did we come from”? These people built a literal civilization on awareness of transsexual people do in part to the consciousness of the differences of the sexes but also having experiences hermaphrodites and transsexuals, causing a collective awakening about nature but also meaning and purpose.
The entire world was built in trans awareness. Which is why I majored in urban studies in college and why I have a giant cybele tapestry on my wall. Whats cool wbout the tapestry though is the aura of the sky in its fabrics is literally the transaexual pride flag colors. The colors of the sun hues in the atmosphere is pink and baby blue. 😮
I could tell you why i bought the tapastey but i wont. I just wanted someone to have it. To pass it on.
Kurt funny AF
KURT MEXICO 🇲🇽
We live on a plane; never went to the moon. We live in a contained environment, so we need bullshit to make it bearable? Alex Jones is right: PRISON PLANET EARTH
Joe needs a crypto expert on. He’s clueless
You brought up fud…how about nimrod?
Imagine Kurt Alex and Eddie Bravo talking over each other
Eugenics festival. Hilarious
GOD, Joe and Jaime’s knowledge of crypto is embarrassing
Kurt needs to meet Gary Wayne.
Kurt needs to meet Amon Hillmon for the answers he seeks.
Crypto= high tech gambling